Welcome

littlelogo.jpgWelcome to Hitting Metal With A Hammer. To kick things off check out my site – Dolphin Foundry – where you can see what people give me money for. It was that or get a job.

Later we’ll move on to other things like why you should help overthrow the New Zealand government – closely followed by an apeal for money to help pay my legal costs when I get charged with sedition. You can expect some bad languge about that time.

46 Responses to “Welcome”

  1. lily Says:

    ::chuckle::

    welcome to blogging

  2. hittingmetalwithahammer Says:

    Actually I’m into my fourth year. This is just a step sidways.

  3. Alisa Says:

    Larger font on comments, please.

  4. dave t Says:

    Lager find in Commons plague?

    Is THAT what Alisa said? Can’t. Read.Her.Writing.

  5. Murray Says:

    It’s you accent thats the problem. She said “hoots mon, I canna see the wee wurds”.

    Glad to help out there Dave :)

    BTW book arrived yesterday, very cool ta.

  6. Rick Says:

    But
    You
    Other
    Why
    Here
    There
    Huh?

  7. Old Fat Sailor Says:

    This could get interesting. Alisa are you going to hang about this place? I mean Murray is ok but…

  8. Old Fat Sailor Says:

    MODERATION! AWAITING MODERATION? Moderation is for monks, life is a feast!
    Take big bites! (Tip of the hat to R.A.H.)

  9. ZenTiger Says:

    Hey, I just came across this blog site and it’s really cool. How do you leave comments and do you want to buy anything from me, and if so, shall I leave a link so you can find me easily? And I really liked the post too.

  10. Murray Says:

    You only get moderated once and it saves on spam hunting later.

  11. John of Argghhh! Says:

    Heh. Nothing like establishing intent early on and making it easy for the Prosecutor!

    BTW – has anyone mentioned that it’s hard to read Alisa’s typing?

    I mean, I can read everybody – wait, no I can’t.

    Nope, cleaning the monitor *and* my glasses didn’t help.

    This is where I *could* sneak in a snark about Tankers, but I wouldn’t do that on an inaugural post. Nope. Not me.

  12. John of Argghhh! Says:

    [Note to self: don't use arrow brackets in comments, faux html disappears from view]

  13. Tiger Says:

    When will the revolution be starting? Pirates be getting antsy.

  14. Angie Schultz Says:

    If you thought you could hide from me over here, buddy, you were sadly mistaken. Alisa gave the game away.

    What’s up with this, anyway?

  15. Gadfly Says:

    Yeah, WTF?

    Getting weird over there or something?

    Or just wanting to get more Dolphin friendly? :o )

  16. Alisa Says:

    Angie: my work is done, then.

    OFS: I tend to be masochistic that way.

  17. Alisa Says:

    Will you let me in already so that I can adjust the bloody font size?

  18. Steven Den Beste Says:

    Anyone need quality counterfeit pharmaceuticals without a prescription? Fix you right up!

  19. Gadfly Says:

    Oh dear

    Smileys are turned on.

    *dry heave*

  20. Alisa Says:

    What good are the smilies if you can’t read the damn thing!

  21. Angie Schultz Says:

    Hey, is that dolphin tuna-safe?

  22. John of Argghhh! Says:

    Ah, Murray – Troll Hunter with a soft, chewy center. (See Project Valour-IT comment in Troll Hunter post).

    You teddybear, you!

  23. Alisa Says:

    It looks like the font cannot be adjusted. If anyone knows better, let them speak now, or be silent forever.

  24. dave t Says:

    Murry. Teddybear.

    Two words that should never be seen together like Military and Intelligence,.

    Murray Teddybear is an oxymoron too far…..

  25. Alisa Says:

    So he gained all that weight for nothing?

  26. dave t Says:

    Well since the snow has hit NZ he can keep a few people warm by cuddling them…..

    *picks up chair and whip – Back! Back I say!*

  27. Murray Says:

    I have a hard and fast rule of not cuddling guys in skirts. So far it hasn’t been needed… till now.

  28. Alisa Says:

    Another mundane thread that turns strangely disturbing. Thank you Murray, I feel completely at home now.

  29. Gadfly Says:

    And suddenly Gadfly appears and says something completely inappropriate, causing everyone to feel slightly uncomfortable.

  30. GreyGhost Says:

    Y’all are a hoot. Accidently found this place; such serendipity on an otherwise dull Tuesday is most appreicated. I will be back….

  31. Alisa Says:

    Well?

  32. Gadfly Says:

    Panties

  33. Murray Says:

    Well that killed the conversation.

  34. dave t Says:

    Never wear them whilst in the kilt……

    *started the conversation up again*

    This is like one of those stories I get my class to add to as we go round the room…….

    Once upon a time…spaceman….moon…wombles….dragons…Harry Potter…..Tom Cruise….mad monk….and they all lived happily every after, especially the Gnomes.

  35. Alisa Says:

    I just looked up "wombles". The Wikipedia article begins as follows: "This article refers to the children's TV programme, not the radical anarchist WOMBLES group".

  36. Gadfly Says:

    We had Weebles, but not Wombles.

    Unless you count “Twombly” in “Blackhawk Down”

  37. Old Fat Sailor Says:

    Thank God its summer here and I can go a angling! …scuffle grumble CRASH!… Ah ha, flask of single-malt, Singed Wing Left Handed Greenwell’s Glory….

  38. Alisa Says:

    OFS: I almost never understand what you are saying, but it almost always sounds like fun:-O

  39. dave t Says:

    He’s playing with his flies again….

  40. Alisa Says:

    What flies? What language do you guys speak? Men.

  41. dave t Says:

    OK using words of one syllable (bugger that’s three already…)

    Flies = wee things with hooks and feathers made to look like flies which fishermen use to attract fish hence ‘fly fisherman’

    Flies – the zippy bit at the front of trousers which women never seem to find as quickly as a man finds a bra strap release…..

    Now you give me the recipe for Mamas Brownies and we’ll call it quits….once you’ve worked out what OFS was playing with….

    *dives for cover clutching flak jacket, helmet and shovel to enable deep foxhole digging*

  42. Sarah Says:

    yes, this mayhem feels familiar

  43. Barb Says:

    Flies – “wee things with hooks and feathers ….” which take me 10 minutes to tie onto the leader properly, and only a single backcast to hook in the tree behind me.
    Then again, in the proper surroundings, who gives a rats-patootie whether my casting is up to par or not? *grin*

  44. Alisa Says:

    Men.

    Hi Sarah:-)

  45. dave t Says:

    Ooh you’re not alone now…that means trouble….two ladies versus xxxx men…time to dig out the white flags chaps!

  46. Old Fat Sailor Says:

    Aye Barb, I think I have half the trees on the Greenbrier decorated with Tellico’s and Coachmen ( regional dirtbag fly fisherpersons’ favorites). Thanks again to Murray for the new site, OFS

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