New Phone message for the Anglosphere.
GOOD MORNING,
WELCOME TO the United Kingdom/Canada/Australia/NZ/anywhere in the current or former British Empire/Commonwealth..
Press “1″ for English.
Press “2″ to disconnect until you
have learned to speak English
Hey look, even you ‘mericans are there. “former British Empire”, thats you guys. See, we’re inclusive.




August 25, 2006 at 7:43 pm
Seems a big generous, but okay. Let the Yanks in too.
August 25, 2006 at 11:44 pm
“press One to continue- in English”
“If you didn’t understand that, please fuck off at the tone”
August 26, 2006 at 1:03 am
Lol, that needs to be introduced right away here in the UK.
August 26, 2006 at 3:54 am
Don’t make me come down there, Giles