GOOD MORNING,
WELCOME TO the United Kingdom/Canada/Australia/NZ/anywhere in the current or former British Empire/Commonwealth..
Press “1″ for English.
Press “2″ to disconnect until you
have learned to speak English
Hey look, even you ‘mericans are there. “former British Empire”, thats you guys. See, we’re inclusive.
Seems a big generous, but okay. Let the Yanks in too.
“press One to continue- in English”
“If you didn’t understand that, please fuck off at the tone”
Lol, that needs to be introduced right away here in the UK.
Don’t make me come down there, Giles
