Government announces new prison to open.

The Tim Slewyn Memorial* facility for wayward bloggers is due to be “populated” next week in sunny Te Anau. A spokesman denied the existence of either a “list” of any kind or any so-called “vast right wing conspiracy”.

“Free speech is alive and well in New Zealand” an official reported. “For those that use it properly” he added.
*Well thats ominous, Tim’s not dead. Tim?

One Response to “Government announces new prison to open.”

  1. Oswald Bastable Says:

    Depsite the Right -Wing Conspiracy being vast, liarbour’s minions were unable to find it.

    But then security people don’t tend to vote Liarbour- or is that too, part of the conspiracy…

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