Global Warming Effects #8,542

Tim Blair covers the latest consequence of cows farting and people using underarm deodorants:  cars catching fire in France.

This will now be known as “Spontaneous Vehicular Combustion” or SVC* for short.

*No mention of groups of “youths of a certain ethnic extraction” is permitted.

3 Responses to “Global Warming Effects #8,542”

  1. andrei Says:

    We care about the French tho Murray, which is why we are funding this study

    Belching cows under scrutiny

    Which all in all is probably costing a great deal less than the $500,000 study of the “modern orgasm” or hubbies $600,000 study of changing cohabitation patterns in the 2001 census.

  2. krm Says:

    Why concentrated inthose particular neighborhoods in Fwance?

    I don’t suspect excessive localized deodorant use. Well, do you?

    Could it be excessive localized flatulence (the smell of the rhetoric coming out of their mouths is certainly vile, is there a pan-orrificial emanation problem with them)?

    Perhaps there is another factor involved.

  3. Alisa Says:

    “Pan-orificial”? Wow.

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