A request.

Does anyone have a 3 meter length of fine piano wire they could spare?

No reason, no reason at all.

11 Responses to “A request.”

  1. Old Fat Sailor Says:

    Ah making a single key baby grand piano I see! One could loose one’s head in such a project!

  2. krm Says:

    Too fast and painless by my reckoning, but the touchy-feely crowd generally over-prevails on these things.

  3. Oswald Bastable Says:

    It’s still attached to the piano

    I can spare a length of barbed wire!

  4. Whaleoil Says:

    Ogf course we could always go for the burning shed, vice and rusty hacksaw blade caper….that one always seems to work.

  5. Murray Says:

    Don’t tease me.

  6. Whaleoil Says:

    Hey i could take you on a tour of our “best” labour suburbs…..see how the bottom half really live….and you thought Once was Warriors was fiction….

  7. Murray Says:

    No need.

    I never thought it was fiction, parts of it gave me flash backs.

  8. Gadfly Says:

    What a warm feeling it would be to garrot that piece of shit.

    Get your knee into the back of his neck and pull until his head comes off.

    Good times

  9. Oswald Bastable Says:

    barbed wire works fine- it’s just a matter of tension…

  10. ac903 Says:

    Let me guess… Working on the ballista? Ballista makers, unite!

  11. ac903 Says:

    Oh, and didn’t you read it? DON’T TEASE HIM!

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