Banana Day in the Shire.

Actually yesterday was declared Banana Republic Day but I do work for living.

However here’s a little musical interlude from Whaleoil in the spirit of the band on the Titanic.

Good thing we have a bloody great big broad brown lifeboat to our left.

Fun things to do while your Democracy dies.

Go here and keep clicking refresh to watch the number ticking over.

This could be one of the greatest moral victories since Team Leonidas took on the Xerxes Touring 1o,000 at a little place called Thermopylae. (Did you know the 2NZ Div held there too?)
We won’t win, but we’ll make a spectacle.

Question for players at home: How many men in the Greek force held the pass when the bulk of the force withdrew?

Bonus question: Who were they?

Well now thats swish.

The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (which does NOT exist) has been getting some stick from Dear Leader.

“Right inwg bloggers” is the new abuse label she is using - badly, as it turns out. DPF has given her some pointers on what is and isn’t a blogger, because at the moment anyone who dares oppose Dear Leader is now a “Right Wing blogger”.

Of course right wing bloggers are NOT happy about this at all. Some people are being labeled as Right Wing bloggers who frankly we wouldn’t been seen dead with!

To help out the VRWCNZ have produced these subtle little dress items, so in future Helen will be able to tell the difference between a genuine Right Wing blogger, and a member of the mainstream media who has just pointed out her government is corrupt, illegitimate and thieves, or any one of the other roughly 3 million people she’s pissed off recently.

Sadness.

You either get that animals are a part of your family or you don’t. If you don’t please just skip this message and we wont be offended.

Blaez of A Gemini’s Life and B1tches lost a third of her family last night. Her cat Mysterie had only just become sick and unfortunately she had an incurable blood disease.

This has clearly hit her hard and I’d like it if  you all stopped by and said something nice to her.

Thanks.

This is why we’re not a republic.

When it gets stupid, we have a safety valve.

In the army you have the OC’s hour, in a Democratic Monarchy you have HMTQ and her local rep.

To: His Excellency, Anand Satyanand, Governor General of New Zealand

We, the undersigned, being gravely concerned that the New Zealand House of Representatives intends to retrospectively legalise previous violations of the Electoral Act and thus usurp the Constitution of New Zealand and its democratic processes, earnestly petition Your Excellency, as representative of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, Queen of New Zealand, that Your Excellency withhold the Royal Assent from any such legislation as an assertation that Members of Parliament govern subject to the will of the people of New Zealand at Her Majesty’s pleasure and not at their own.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

Go forth loyal citizens and drop your head of state a line.

UPDATE: Greetings visitors from the pro-republican site. Read carefully - reading comprehension seems to be a weakness of republicans - I said “greetings”, not “welcome”. Lewis seems to have become confused into thinking we’re having a conversion. We’re not. This is a pro-Monarchist site, I do not encourage, link to, promote or provide readership to separatists. Before you waste your time typing comments, READ THE POST. Nowhere have I made any claims in this post regrading the powers of the GG. Lewis has, you can accept them or check his claims if you choose. What you can’t do is show up here after reading whatever nappy soiling howly bag he’s had, and claim I said things I haven’t. For the love of god people, you have eyes and a brain, do your own thinking and read before you type.

Kiwis in large numbers are pissed off, and being a democratic monarchy we have the right to petition the GG, regardless of the outcome. People want to speak up in these dark days as our democracy is being dismantled. Who the hell are you to try and shut them up?

And finally:

God Bless Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, Queen of the United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Head of the Commonwealth, Lord High Admiral, Supreme Governor of the Church of England (Defender of the Faith), Lord of Mann, Duke of Lancaster and Duke of Normandy and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed forces.

Well now look whats showing up in the mail…

If the NZLP was a private citizen and was required to follow the rules it would look pretty much like that.

And now time for some balance.

Well someones gone all quiet.

The usual suspects at DPF’s seem to have gone a bit quiet today.

One wonders if Lairbour have run out of money and stopped funding their sycophantic tolling.

Time to reissue THIS pledge card I think.

Dear America.

Regrettably, we feel the need to go nuts and take you on militarily.

Consequently, please accept this as a declaration of war and that a state of war now exists between us.

Signed

New Zealand

Seems to be about the only bloody way you can get a free and fair election round here these days and we’re ready to try anything.

P.S. The key is under the mat, see you after 4.30 any Friday.