Murray’s Cryptic Movie Reviews

An “all star” cast of Americans butchers a classic and produce what appears to be the bastard child of Seven Brides for Seven Brothers violently mated with the Kirkaldies Christmas Shop.

It hurt to watch.

God damn TV programers and their seasonal abuse of the senses! God curse you, every one!

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4 Responses to “Murray’s Cryptic Movie Reviews”

  1. krm Says:
    December 10, 2006 at 4:06 pm

    Too cryptic for me. It’s not like ‘American film/tv production butchers classic tale’ narrows it down much - other than telling us it was an adapted rather than original work.

  2. joy Says:
    December 11, 2006 at 5:44 am

    White Christmas? Scrooged? The Muppet Christmas Carol?

    The list of butchered classics could be endless.

  3. llew Says:
    December 11, 2006 at 7:19 am

    My goodness, the bastard child of seven brides for seven brothers would be inbred indeed!

    Sounds like it was on TV.

  4. Murray Says:
    December 11, 2006 at 1:21 pm

    It was on TV, Joy, no, no and hell no, that was at least funny. Damn I love those rats. But SO close.

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