Dino - shaken, not stirred.

Well, we’ve had a certain amount of what we call sidewalk surfing. In other countries we understand that the ocean moves and the land stays steady, but we’re having no truck with that sort of freakishness, thank you very much.

Besides, here on the busy end of the ring of fire (not affiliated with Taco Bell), the expression “steady as a rock” means bugger all, when Ruapehu can fling things the size of Michael Moore’s ego like they were pebbles (things the size of Michael Moore’s brain).

None of this has moved Dino in the slightest, and he sticks to his post in exactlly the same way that Dimocrats don’t.

In four months time he’ll be celebrating three years of crater watch. You go, you little purple freak of nature!