Looks like you should have banned drugs West.
Lets just check that scoreboard shall we…
Number of ejections from the Big Day Out: 22
Number of arrests for supplying prohibited drugs: 4
Number of arrests for drug possession: 66
Number of Flag related arrests: Goose egg.
We go now to reports and… OMG, wait! How could the police have missed this bunch of xenophobic skinhead neo-Nazi thugs!!!
Actually, the phrase “xenophobic skinhead neo-Nazi thug” isn’t often followed by the thought “nice tits”… maybe its just me.
In related news:
Melissa-Rose Heap, 18, of Kogarah, said she and her friends had fashioned the Australian flag into dresses after the banning controversy.
“We made them into dresses because they said we weren’t allowed to, and that’s not right,” she said. “They shouldn’t be able to tell anyone that we can’t be proud of Australia.”
Melissa, I like your attitude, and you need something to go with that dress. Pick any item from this selection, and its yours if you happen to stumble across this. (We’ll discuss your googling yourself thing another time.) Wait, let me check, yes you’re 18, so if you pick a thong, make it two items.
See, patriotism pays.
However:
Hayden McTaggart, 16, of Penrith said he had been donning the Australian flag for the Big Day Out concert for the past three years.
“It’s a patriotic thing - how else do you show your patriotic side except by wearing a five-star country’s flag on your back?” he asked.
Hayden, points for attitude but no thong for you. SIX stars, young man. Good lord, a Kiwi is telling you how many stars on your own flag?
January 26, 2007 at 6:48 pm
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January 27, 2007 at 6:19 am
I don’t see any skinheads in that bunch.
Now, I would definitely be interested in seeing a bit more skin from that bunch.
January 27, 2007 at 6:22 am
PS Hayden might well want to get a thong.
Not for himself, but for his best girl. OK, I guess that would sort of be getting it for himself … but, not that way … oh, never mind.
January 28, 2007 at 7:52 pm
See what happens to people when they support banning things.
January 28, 2007 at 9:30 pm
But I thought the Aussie flag was a White Kangaroo on a red background, waving in the air whilst singing “I still call Australia … Home”
January 29, 2007 at 8:09 am
I’d have considered confiscating those flags…
December 21, 2007 at 2:34 pm
WHERE’S MY THONG BITCH!
December 28, 2007 at 4:24 pm
“how else do you show your patriotic side except by wearing a five-star countrys flag on your back?”
he means that that our country is rated 5 stars to him. Like you rate a hotel for example.
May 7, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Maybe hes just an idiot though.