When confronted with reational discourse…

sneer, smear, slander, abuse and lie.

It is the way of the religious fanatic.

Here is former Police Commissioner John Jameson’s profesional evaluation of Sue Bradfords bill.

Here is Bradfords response.

“Mr Jamieson has no authority to speak on behalf of police in terms of current police practices. He hasn’t been commissioner for some 14 years, he’s been a candidate for Christian right-wing parties.”

Arrrggghhhh Christians!!!!

Jesus Sue what are you a bloody vampire?

Jameson never claimed to be speaking on behalf of the police so why are you claiming he did? Do you have the authority to speak for the police? No, then why have you been doing just that? What about Greg O’Connor? He does have the authority to speak for the police association and hes been saying the same thing. Why are you ignoring the best qualified advice and lying to the New Zealand public?

So Jameson hasn’t been Commissioner for 14 years and how long as it been since you were the top cop? Oh thats right NEVER. He has experience with the police application of legislation, you don’t.

So a man who is in a position to offer a valid assessment should be ignored in favor of a woman with no qualifications and who no one even voted for?

It’s just tui add after tui add with you isn’t it.

Sue Bradford ladies and gentlemen, the best advocate those against the Bradford bill have.

Keep talking lady.

Thought for the day.

A group of conservatives is called a “conspiracy”.

A group of socialists is called a “thicket”.

You have to sleep some time bitch!

How many pissed off cats can you get on one site?

Almost all of them by the look of it.

You’re all coming back as mice.

For those who leave their homework to the last minute

The plans for the pencil ballista will be finished later today.

Personally I think its unreasonable to ask a 13 year old to produce specifically a ballista as a catapult project, they’re the most difficult of the torsion catapults and it takes years to get to the point where you can knock up an improvised design like this before breakfast.

I think your really tempting fate to give someone a difficult task that involves them finding the best way to fling big heavy things that smash buildings and give them an F if they don’t finish on time. Mind you I developed my person handling skills by shouting at people who all had automatic weapons. Knowing how far you can push your luck is really second nature now.

And lets this be a warning to you all, if you don’t do your homework till the last minute you’ll grow up to be self employed artillery designers who work from home and watch DVD’s while they work, take breaks whenever they feel like it and don’t even own an alarm clock!

Friday Night Free For All

On tonight at NZ Conservative… any minute now… Helloooooo???

Go read.

This is the most lucid presentation of the situation with our media and the feminist driven hysteria we’re expected to accept as news these days while real issues are willfully ignored.

My (tin-foil hat) theory is that Rickards is a victim of a political witch hunt. Helen Clark wants him gone and her flunkies installed at National Headquarters. There are too many coincidences. First, commissioner Doone ‘relieved’ of his position. Following his successor’s reign, Howard Broad, who helped oversee the Peter Ellis sex debacle — where innocent women were charged with faux crimes — was made top cop. Meanwhile, Lyn Provost, a civil servant with NO experience, expertise or prior interest in policing, was reappointed assistant commissioner. During the Robinson/Broad/Provost era, some questionable plans have emerged from the commissioner’s office. These include:

1. Plans to share sensitive information with dubious agencies such as Women’s Refuge - a increasingly politicised body with a spurious anti-male agenda.
2. Plans to implement computer software to decide whether a reported crime warrants investigation, rather than relying on the judgement of individual officers. (Perhaps to massage crime numbers so as to reassure a nervous public? After all, a crime isn’t a ‘crime’ if it’s not recorded as such.
3. Plans to overhaul the Police Act. Most alarmingly, amendments to allow cops suspected of wrongdoing to be fired before proper employment/judicial proceedings have been finalised. This would neatly solve Helen Clark’s ‘Rickards problem’, or any cop deemed ‘problematic’ by future govt ministers.

How cool is this!

This is the Dragon, an arbalest with a 400lb bow hand made by Mathew in Masterton. For scale the wheels are 1 meter across. The Dragon fires an ultra modern line of 25mm APFS munition and is not to be taken lightly by people who don’t want to get pinned to trees in pairs.

 

The Dragon will be joining Chucky, Tiny and a few other friends for a bit of a fling on the weekend of the 19th - 20th of May.

Ok new money making concept.

This is what comes of a trebuchet designer talking to a computer repair guy and a couple of associated nutjobs.

For $5 you can pull the trigger of the trebuchet and fling your old computer.

For $15 we’ll film it and give you a digital video of your fling.

Slogan: Get Medieval on your computer!

Discuss.

As an aside any old computer gear would come in handy. Ta.

Lets all play everyones favorite game…

Spot the BRAIN CELL!!!!

So was this stop on your scheduled route?

Yes it was.

Is the bus stop actually across the end of that road?

Well… not quite.

Does it normally take you TWO HOURS to pick up passengers?

Umm… not always.

And do you normally do this by remote control from wherever the hell you were that wasn’t actually the drivers seat while the council was towing our bus away???

Err…

WANTED: Bus Driver.

Must have current licence and own brain.

Wherever you go, whatever you do. When you fuck up a blogger will be there.

With a camera.

Face like a jar of smashed arseholes.

Thats what W is thinking… hell its what we’re all thinking. He’s fooled into saying she’s “honest and straight-up” because of two things.

1. Like most people he couldn’t find New Zealand on the map with a pair of bloodhounds and the CIA so he has no idea what the hell is going on here (if he did he’d invade under the rigeme change needed rule).

2. He’s assuming if she was two faced she wouldn’t be wearing that one.

Fact is George its actually a law in New Zealand that no one is permitted to display an actual likeness of The Dear Leader who is Popular and Competent Who Never Flip Flops, All Hail The Dear Leader unless it has been airbrushed so that we may gaze upon her divine likeness without going blind from her radiant wisdom.

For everyone in northern hemisphere please ignore the next two weeks of loud humming. It’s just the hyper spin from the leftist lackys, toadys, likespittles and other MSM trying to convince us that Hullens 30 seconds of tolerance with a real world leader is some kind of success and that she is in fact some how relevant.

Down here we’re a little more reality based…

I’ll have four million of these please… and send half of them to Sydney.

Oh don’t pretend you weren’t expecting it!