And just to clear up any questions relating to my recent drive from Kilbirnie to the Wairarapa, I don’t have tourettes, I MEANT to call you that.
Now having only just staggered home after the horror day of being dicked around by a cast of idiots backed up by the stage crew of doom and the front of house staff of stupidity I’m going to have a shower and something to eat before plotting my revenge against the world.
You people are the result of condom instructions being beyond the ability of morons to understand!
I know where you all live!
April 27, 2007 at 6:47 pm
Need a hand Murray?
April 27, 2007 at 6:55 pm
“Need” not so much, but feel free to join in of your own account.
April 27, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Well, I managed to buy four brand new hot water bottles last weekend from Briscos. Looked around the whole shop several times looking for them before I asked someone, who directed me to the counter where they were all stacked.
The trouble with going into Briscos was the spending of lots of money on other things - that I am very happy with, but spending anyway. But a half price, $150 bagless, 2000w vacuum cleaner was just too much to resist. Especially since the floor tool on my electrolux was broken and needed a $100 replacement. Far better to buy a new vacuum that cleans better than the old one!
April 27, 2007 at 7:13 pm
Off for Pizza. I’ll see if any of those idiots are still out on the road.
April 27, 2007 at 7:17 pm
The better looking one and myself was nearly killed by some-one in a car that should not be on the road. Evasive action saved us, but as I got out of car all I got was the fingers and foulest of language as they raced off. -they were the ones who failed to stop at stop street.
Go figure
April 27, 2007 at 7:24 pm
A ‘bagless vacuum’ Lucyna? Little containers & hepa filters too?
& nup, Murray, you dunno where I live … but it is nice having a weekend ahead, bit of a worry tho’ when one actively looks forward to them & regrets their rapid passing… & tourettes? Just an excuse for poor impulse control … trollop.
April 27, 2007 at 7:26 pm
I know EXACTLY where you live. Its one of those houses that isn’t my place and they’re ALL on my list!
April 27, 2007 at 7:27 pm
Hi de ho neighbours, any Scotch assholes lurking?
April 27, 2007 at 7:32 pm
Asshole filters are set to stun.
No McFuckwits here.
April 27, 2007 at 7:33 pm
They are Scots, Whiskey is Scotch.
But if they are assholes, who cares!
April 27, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Any more body function overshares for us tonight Oz?
April 27, 2007 at 7:38 pm
By the way I notice Pysco Milt is attempting to import into NZ Conservative his special brand of sneering revisionist denial monkey liberal bullshit that so lead to Sir H’s being the must read that it is today.
Just say no to commie scum people.
Can’t say to often enough.
April 27, 2007 at 7:41 pm
You don’t want to know about my bodily fuctions today.
I think I ate a bad pie…
April 27, 2007 at 7:41 pm
I love how history gets re written by these fools
April 27, 2007 at 7:43 pm
Whaleoil I put a URL on the thread about flag burning on your site. It is priceless pommie humour about the subject
April 27, 2007 at 7:50 pm
Murray, I have an internal ban-no-metre, and the guy who keeps bouncing near the top of it is Fugley. Mr, I’m such a pacifist that I love picking fights and protesting against any war (started with Vietnam, and is working his way through them).
April 27, 2007 at 7:58 pm
Then punt his socialist ass. He’s an obnoxious wannabe troll and revisionist twat who is drunk on his own perceived moral superiority who has never had to put up so he’ll never shut up.
Who owns the site anyway?
April 27, 2007 at 8:01 pm
Fugley will never post on my site, he is just too anti-christian for my liking with no actual basis in fact…oh much like the rest of the a-holes out there like Phil, Sonic et al.
I had a discussion with a young christian who took it upon himself to criticise my swearing and my boobs on bikes, it wasn’t until I pointed out to him that I am not perfect and do have sin, and in fact must have sin because to be without it would mean i was perfect and they crucified the last perfect guy…that he finally got what it was to be a christian….It seems that many out there really struggle with that.
April 27, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Private message for the deluded: Is there some part of “banned” that is too complicated for your tiny Australian brain you patriot hating revisionist fuckwit?
Don’t bother commenting, you’re hate filled rants got you punted a long time ago, just run away. Its what you lefties do. Go cuddle milt if thats what you think passes for quality.
Jesus what is it fuckwit day or something?
April 27, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Is that you Mr Hicks?
April 27, 2007 at 8:06 pm
He wasn’t perfect.
He made crap furniture. Otherwise he never would have gotten into politics.
April 27, 2007 at 8:08 pm
Oswald
there is no such thing as a bad pie!
April 27, 2007 at 8:12 pm
The hair pie that I accidently saw when I foolishly clicked a link on Whaleoil’s site was pretty bad Mr Tips.
I felt queasy all day
April 27, 2007 at 8:13 pm
Feelin’ the love.
It’s almost-kind-of raining in Melbourne. The locals are excited. Instructions on how to drive in rain made the radio news headlines today. Whereas, yesterday, the news was that some footy club’s field was a bit too green for a water restricted world and must be investigated for alledged crimes of irrigation!
Someone buy me a ticket outta here!
April 27, 2007 at 8:16 pm
I avoid clicking links like that ……
On a more positive note, I have a Sri Lankan technician who is going to bake 3 special Sri Lankan cakes on Monday if they beat Aussie. Needless to say, many a request to the Big Guy upstairs on behalf of this noble cause has been made.
April 27, 2007 at 8:21 pm
Yeah Mr Tips that will be a game to watch.
Both teams look very good.
The Sri Lankans had a slip up on the way though whereas the Aussies have looked unbeatable.
This world cup has failed to excite tho
April 27, 2007 at 8:22 pm
Hey, did ya hear the one about the guy who took sheep to Japan and sold them as poodles for half price. Famous actress only found out on talk show after complaining it didn’t eat dog food or bark!
I couldn’t stop laughing enough to tell the guy next to me… sooo funny!
April 27, 2007 at 8:24 pm
And make sheep jokes about us????
April 27, 2007 at 8:25 pm
Actually Andrei, I am picking Sri Lanka to give the Aussies one hell of a fright, if not beat them outright.
Malinga has more up his sleeve than he has let on and the Aussies always struggle with Mulirtharin
April 27, 2007 at 8:29 pm
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/2/story.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10436422
The scam was uncovered when Japanese moviestar Maiko Kawamaki went on a talk-show and wondered why her new pet would not bark or eat dog food.
She was crestfallen when told it was a sheep.
Then hundreds of other women got in touch with police to say they feared their new “poodle” was also a sheep.
One couple said they became suspicious when they took their “dog” to have its claws trimmed and were told it had hooves.
Japanese police believe there could be 2,000 people affected by the scam, which operated in Sapporo and capitalised on the fact that sheep are rare in Japan, so many do not know what they look like.
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Actually, after reading that last bit, they might be worth something as sheep anyway!
April 27, 2007 at 8:30 pm
BTW murrary, how do you find wordpress.com? I initially had heaps of problems with it, but it’s ok now. I suspect that a couple of my posts yesterday didn’t go up somehow.
April 27, 2007 at 8:32 pm
Yep Mr Tips and the Sri Lankans cunningly didn’t play Murali last time they met.
April 27, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Urban legend, but still a laugh!
http://www.snopes.com/critters/lurkers/poodlesheep.asp
April 27, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Ha, so much for msm fact checking. Blogs win again.
April 27, 2007 at 8:50 pm
I like it, does what I want it to do and its easy to handle the scum, spam and socialists.
April 27, 2007 at 8:51 pm
Murray, I do prefer people hang themselves on their own words, so Fugley would have to say something really bad to be banned. He’s getting close, though.
Whaleoil, where do I start?
I had a discussion with a young christian who took it upon himself to criticise my swearing and my boobs on bikes, it wasn’t until I pointed out to him that I am not perfect and do have sin, and in fact must have sin because to be without it would mean i was perfect and they crucified the last perfect guy
I’ve got you in “liberal right” on NZ Conservative because you revel in disgusting imagery. As a Christian, you are meant to try and be perfect, even though it’s impossible, rather than encourage others to also revel in disgusting imagery.
The swearing, I’m not so fussed about.
April 27, 2007 at 9:21 pm
Murray, I do prefer people hang themselves on their own words, so Fugley would have to say something really bad to be banned. He’s getting close, though.
Whaleoil, where do I start?
I’ve got you in “liberal right” on NZ Conservative because you revel in disgusting imagery. Though, I might have to create a “libertine right”.
As a Christian, you are meant to try and be perfect, even though it’s impossible, rather than encouraging others to also revel in things like “boobs on bikes”.
This article on porn may be helpful for you.
The swearing, I’m not so fussed about.
April 27, 2007 at 9:28 pm
I can live with liberal right, hey I’m not perfect. Disgusting of course is in the eye of the beholder.
I am certainly more tolerant that I used to be if you can believe that. There are exceptions to my tolerance. Those exceptions are Socialists, Communists, leftist, apologists, liars and thieves. I guess that covers most of the left.
April 27, 2007 at 9:30 pm
Testing…
Some-one’s hijacked my name…
April 27, 2007 at 9:32 pm
Something very strange is happening and my name keeps changing to ZenTiger. I thought my comments had disappeared off into the ether.
April 27, 2007 at 9:32 pm
Seems to be ok, now.
April 27, 2007 at 9:36 pm
Nice link, thanks, yeah I have had that quoted to me at Smallgroup.
However when I did that quiz you posted on sometime ago I came out as a Wesleyan.
“You are an evangelical in the Wesleyan tradition. You believe that God’s grace enables you to choose to believe in him, even though you yourself are totally depraved. The gift of the Holy Spirit gives you assurance of your salvation, and he also enables you to live the life of obedience to which God has called us. You are influenced heavly by John Wesley and the Methodists.”
I guess that is pretty accurate. The funny thing was most of the guys in my Smallgroup also came out similar, though perhaps not as depraved as me. Incidentally we are all Seventh day Adventists and even the pastor who you would think would end up a conservative like you guys came out a Wesleyan.
Still, isn’t that the beauty of Christianity, also a lot like the national Party, they are the only broad-brush religion and political party in new Zealand. All other religions are very, very exclusive or not at all based upon love and redemption.
April 27, 2007 at 9:38 pm
…The cookies are going crazy. I had another name pop up in my window, and Lucyna is posing as me. Only one way to correctly identify myself. A bad joke:
Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The green, green grass of home’.
That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.
Is it common?
It’s not unusual.
April 27, 2007 at 9:39 pm
Whaleoil, the picture of James Sleep was disgusting. I really don’t want to look at things like that. At least with words, it’s easy to skip over stuff. But pictures - that one is seared into my memory. Everytime Sleep makes a comment on DPF’s, that picture automatically pops up in my consciousness before I can block it out. It’s very annoying.
April 27, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Snap for the quiz Whaleoil - I came out as a Wesleyan Methodist. I didn’t notice at the time I was totally depraved though. Maybe I was a Mesleyan Wethodist?
April 27, 2007 at 9:43 pm
Hmm, still loosing comments. I just posted a joke, and it’s gone. Maybe the blog has a built in filter on mentioning Tom Jones?
–Zen
April 27, 2007 at 9:44 pm
Actually, I read a comment by mr sleep the other day and (for the 1st half) thought it was quite lucid. Completely and utterly wrong, but his grammar was much more readable.
I never like young people with strong political opinions, even when they were my peers. You need to take time to understand the world, and pretty much every one has not.
April 27, 2007 at 9:45 pm
“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The green, green grass of home’.”
“That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.”
“Is it common?”,
“It’s not unusual.”
hmm, maybe the blog should have an in built filter against Tom Jones…
–Zen
April 27, 2007 at 9:45 pm
The picture of James Sleep was very tame compared to the suggestions and images that were sent to me for photoshopping, it is also the reason that I didn’t post the rather poor photoshopping picture of Clark the the university students did, I merely linked to it with a warning.
James Sleep is still an ononist and given that he is 15 highly likely to be exactly like that picture. Still I accept that you were offended by that. Sorry.
April 27, 2007 at 9:48 pm
Speaking of suggestions sent to you: I was very pleased to see my two Number Plate submissions got the most votes (or in the top 5 anyway). But they weren’t as fiery as the finalist plates, which were all good. You had a really good response.
April 27, 2007 at 9:49 pm
I must have missed that one!
April 27, 2007 at 9:50 pm
Good Evening from Sydney everyone.
So melbourne is wet, eh Rick.
We had three days of it here in Sydney.
I enjoyed the sheep story.
Almost as good as the camel beauty compteition as reported on LGF.
April 27, 2007 at 9:53 pm
Yeah, I couldn’t believe the response myself. they just kept arriving in my Inbox.
Still so far only 10 people have voted. Make sure you all vote.
http://www.whaleoil.co.nz/?q=node/4079
April 27, 2007 at 9:54 pm
James Sleep reminds me of a gang prospect out to earn a patch. With about as much intelligence
April 27, 2007 at 9:55 pm
Oh, and “Good Evening”
April 27, 2007 at 9:56 pm
I have!
April 27, 2007 at 10:00 pm
work tomorrow, do TTFN!
April 27, 2007 at 10:00 pm
SO ttfn!
April 27, 2007 at 10:04 pm
Yes that does make more sense.
Bambi sleep reminds me of my bother at that age. God I hated the bastard. 9-11 turned him into a born again conservative though.
Maybe if Masterton were nuked he’d smarten his act up.
Or just glow in the dark, either is good.
April 27, 2007 at 10:07 pm
Thanks, Whaleoil.
I don’t even want to think about the Clark one. I think I accidentally saw in on Clint Heine and Friends blog. He’s been popped into the liberals as well.
April 27, 2007 at 10:30 pm
I have a mouse story!
A few days ago one of my cats brought a live mouse into the kitchen to play with (a big no-no, they need to stay OUTSIDE). I came in to see what the noise was, saw the cat, saw another cat just watching and then saw the mouse. The cat with the mouse looked up at me as if to say, it wasn’t me, and then proceeded to completely ignore the mouse in her terror of what I’d do, which then tried to make a run for it. I managed to catch it in a dustpan and broom (by this time, both cats had run for cover) and tried to get it to the door. It’s a sliding door, and it doesn’t open easily at the best of times. So here I am, with a mouse that’s at this stage trying to jump out of the dustpan, while I’m trying to stop it from doing so with the brush, all the while trying to open damn door to get it outside.
The mouse wins, leaps out onto the floor (quite a drop, really, pity it didn’t break it’s neck) and runs under the fridge. Both cats run out the door as I go ballistic. The last time we had a mouse under our fridge, we managed to get it out, only to have it run up the hall, under the door, and behind and underneath a large, heavy bookcase full of books that we ended up having to take out and make a barricade out just to try and stop the thing from getting away again. All of this is flashing through my mind as I think of getting the rat poison out. But, then, I don’t want a dying mouse to stagger through my house and cark it somewhere, so I have to get it out.
The next 20 minutes or so, is me down on the ground, with a torch and a box of cereal (hoping I can get the mouse to run into the box) and a section of newspaper, swishing the newspaper around. It doesn’t work - mouse is hiding behind the wheels of the fridge where the newspaper can’t get to it - then just runs to the other side if I get too close to it.
At this point, I think, this is not working. Even if I get the mouse out, it will probably run somewhere else before I manage to catch it.
So, I think, I need Marble (cat no 3, not timid and quite a good hunter). I go outside and call her and miraculously, she comes! Then I crouch down near the fridge again with torch and she comes over from the food bowl to see what I’m doing. The swishing newspaper is kind of interesting for her, but not really. I can see where the mouse is, with the torch, but the newspaper isn’t really doing it. I need a stick. A garden stick.
I go out, pull a stick out of the carnations I have planted leading up to our front door and use it to try and knock the mouse out from under the fridge towards the cat. She thinks this is much more interesting than what I was doing before, though still has no idea why I’m doing this. Until I manage to knock the mouse out towards her before it runs back under the fridge, that is.
Trying to knock a mouse out from under a fridge when you can’t see it most of the time is hard work. I managed to knock it out enough times between the wall and the fridge, that it decided that running back under the fridge was a bad idea with the stick there keeping it at bay. Once the mouse was out, Marble ran around towards it, I poked it again to make it run towards her - and she batted it a number of times away from the fridge before taking it outside!
I was so happy. And my knees hurt. And I’m not leaving the door open for the cats at night when I’m still up so they can bring live mice inside.
April 27, 2007 at 10:38 pm
i was in the mood for creating a middle class revolution this afternoon.
I was stcuck in the traffic on my way to a shopping mall.
just like you Lucyna , I was fuelling the consumer boom and putting upward pressure on interest rates.
Anyway, I recall there were plans for a motorway called M4east , linking central Sydney with the existing M4.
But it got scrapped and now people have to put up with paramtta road being choked with traffic . And when you see a jam you try and avoid it, so you drive through reisidential areas.
But if the motorways had been built, life would be better.
The traffic would flow smoothly, there would be fewer obnoxuious gases belched out caused by stationary traffic, and the residential streets would be safe from those looking for ‘rat runs’.
And who stopped the M4east but greenies and others who believed public transport is better. One issue was much of the road would have been tuneelled but people opposed the idea of unfiltered smoke coming through the chimneys. As if it is filtered when traffic passes through the high street.
But it got me thinking, we need a middle class revolution to put an end to various idiocies like roads been blaocked by greenies, WFF, and a whole host of things the left believes in.
If the workers can have a revolution, why not the middle class.
Or am I being facistic. H ave i had too much wine tonight?
April 27, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Darren, the middle class had a revolution in Cuba - they got Fidel Castro. Revolutions are dangerous, as dangerous men see the opportunity to get into power amidst all the chaos. Actually, same with the Iranian revolution - what the people wanted and what they got were two completely, different things.
April 27, 2007 at 11:05 pm
Ok, we will just have to ensure we defeat the forces of Helengrad next time.
Wherever socialism rears its ugly head, be it in Wellington, Sydney, London, Auckland, or wherever.
Now, has Briscoes still got some hot water bottles left. I did not see any in the designer fashion outlet at Homebush, where the Olympics were a few years ago.
But i did buy a nice duvet cover for $34 in the Sheridan shop, reduced from $200, and some nice clothes in the Rip Curl and Politics shops, plus a few presents for friends.
I guess we wouldn’t want revolutions to get in the way of our enjoyable consumerism either.
Either way, Liarbour must be defeated. It is stuffing up the NZ economy. It’s spending policies are raising interest rates and with it the NZ dollar. Lefty planning policies are making housing affordable and only a little help from my UK parents has made such a thing possible for me on my return. We need to earn decent wages too but Labour economic policies means wages don’t rise above inflation.
If we cannot have our middle-class revolution, we have to defeat the left at the ballot box.
April 27, 2007 at 11:09 pm
They will be defeated, Darren. NZ’s woken up. My mother, a life-long Labour supporter, has told me she will never vote for them again. That’s big.
April 27, 2007 at 11:14 pm
Good evening all. I see DPF has banned D4J until Wednesday. Is it just me, or is Kiwiblog attracting more leftist types? They certainly wound D4J up!
April 27, 2007 at 11:22 pm
I think wound up is his default setting.