Green Peas destroys the planet to save it!

With their usual massive grasp of reality and huge blind spot for irony Green Peas, the answer the question nobody asked and self appointed Jiminy Cricket to the masses have decided to show us the way.

In what they tell us will “send a clear message” they have decided to help global warming - by killing trees![crowd cheers]*

With these dead tree they will build an ARK!! [insert dramatic chords]*

Well yes it does send a clear message, the message being; you’re a load of useless bloody loonies. One can only assume they’re naming it Ark II or “B” more aptly.

Golgafrincham B in fact.

“I burnt the village as an example my lord”

“An example of what… your STUIPITY???”

Nice work guys, keep cutting down the trees I’m sure it will help inflation or something.

Apparently the secret is to “bang the rocks together” there greenies.

*Production notes included to streamline plagiarism process for SNN