Thought for the Day.

August 21, 2007

History lesson: It was the law in the ancient city of Amyclae to hold ones tongue, the Amyclaeans had often panicked when they hear rumours that the powerful spartan army was coming, so to put an end to defeatism, a law was passed forbidding rumours. Violators were to be executed. When the spartans did appear, no one had the courage to report it…the city was overcome without a fight.

Well not a good one anyway.

Now your starter for 10: Can you think of any modern parallel?


Marine Spam?

August 21, 2007

So check out my incoming links since yesterdays post about Joan Ellis being given a pearl necklace by a couple of Marines…. ooo don’t NO, not THAT sort of pearl necklace you filthy minded bastards. Thats appaling!

Incoming Links

Looks like an invasion of some sort.


Say goodnight bitch.

August 21, 2007
“Helen Clark’s Labour Government continues to struggle — its support is down 4% to 31%, which is the lowest result Labour has ever recorded in a New Zealand Morgan Poll and 10.1% below the vote it recorded in the 2005 General Election.“In contrast to Labour, support for John Key’s National Party is up 1.5% to 50.5%, equalling its highest ever result in a New Zealand Morgan Poll.”

And thats why our flag is blue (that would be red for you Americans, for the love of god how did you let the damned socialist Dimocrats take your colour?)


Ok has ANYONE had an email from me in the last three days?

August 20, 2007

I’m just not getting replies and to back up the normal background paranoia I’ve had a couple come back and accuse me of being a Russian spam mastermind and Interpol was about to kick in my Moscow appartment door.

Good luck with that one commrade.


Reason to use your national airline #87

August 20, 2007

Because if you use a bunch of Arabs* they’ll lose your mother.

Emirates refused to allow Auckland’s John Ozimek, 55, to take the ashes of his mother, Kathleen, on a flight as carry-on luggage. He was forced to pack the urn in a suitcase - with five luggage tags to be extra careful - but the case was lost en route to London.

The airline says it is doing “everything in our power” to find the suitcase, which has now been missing for two weeks.

And not for the first time in my experience the expectation one gets when booking to use this airline and the actual service delivered isn’t quite the same…

They had checked with their travel agent about flying with the ashes, but the airline had responded by saying the urn was too big for carry-on luggage. 

Now imagine an airline flyinmg someones remains to their final resting place. Imagine they lose those remains. Imagine they can’t be arsed communicating with the family.

Now imagine its a western airline losing an Arabs remains.

Yeah, thought so. 

*”Arabs” is used in the context of being an insult for stupid or idiotic behaviour common amongst Commonwealth soldiers arising from all the depolyments in the region over the last hundred years or sole. Its a competency insult, not a genetic. When I make a genetic insult you’ll know. 


Our complete and undivided fucking attention

August 20, 2007

is in fact the LAST thing that you want Mr Mikus.

My number one argument for the death penalty is having cry from his cell where for reason never explained I and 4 million others are paying to feed and keep this sack of crap.

Convicted killer Jules Mikus claims he did not murder Teresa Cormack and that police botched dna evidence that later identified him as the offender.

In his first public comments, Mikus has called for a fresh dna test to be done on hair and blood samples. He says this would clear him of the abduction, rape and murder of the six-year-old Napier schoolgirl in 1987.

One of his pubic hairs was recovered from Terasa’s mouth. There’s more if you wish to read it. But I’m willing to put in a bid to be the guy to throw the switch on this guy.

The fact that you still exist is appaling enough. That you are trying to get away with it makes you my favorite figure 11 cadidate.


Another proud kiwi moment.

August 20, 2007

As Helen Clark continues her hissy fit and infantile tantrum with a side order of toy throwing…

Prime Minister Helen Clark today took a retaliatory swipe at Australian Foreign Minister Alexander Downer over the troops’ flights row by bringing up his attendance at a National Party conference.

Miss Clark was asked by media this morning about Mr Downer speaking to New Zealand’s High Commissioner in Canberra last week over the Air New Zealand foreign policy blue.

The New Zealand Government reacted angrily last week to being kept in the dark by the airline and Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Trade (Mfat) officials over the national carrier ferrying Australian troops from Darwin to Kuwait when some of them went on to Iraq.

The Australians have solved our problems for us by simply insitiuting their own policy of treating Air New Zealand like fresh dog shit on a hot day. They wouldn’t use Air NZ to fly plastic vomit out of Hong Kong.

Helen Clarks mouth just cost this country $18,000,000. Just peanuts on what shes managed in the past, ask Telecom.

Once again Helen Clarks drive for a headline has cost a New Zealand company business. Nice work mouthy. This from a PM how has more than once shot her mouth off about other peoples policies to the point where she has had to appologise and anyone familier with Clarkzilla knows what THAT takes.

Bottom line is that Air NZ DID advise the government, through the correct channels. the Ministry of Foriegn Affairs and Trade. You’ll note the clever word use by the media of claiming that “MFaT AND Air NZ” had failed to advise the government. A Minsitry IS the government. If they don’t bother to tell the minister or more likely he couldn’t take time out for his busy bauble chasing to read his bloody mail its not the airlines fault. Air NZ transports, - sorry, used to transport - Australian troops all over the place. We have put combat troops into Iraq (enginners are one teeth arms, ask them) so Air NZ had no reason to expect this incredible faux shock horror spittle fest from the ugly one.

Its bloody rich for her to be telling the Australian Foriegn Affairs Minister that he should keep his mouth shut about Australias foriegn affairs you’d think. Why don’t you tell American voters who to vote for again Helen because THAT worked out so well last time.

For people outside New Zealand this is what we call a Labour Party “Charm Offensive” just out of interest.

Anyone wondering why every week six hundred kiwis decide to become Aussies in fact if not in name?


Damned Marines…

August 20, 2007

Still picking up kiwi girls in Wellington after 60 years!

United States embassy marines have ambushed Paraparaumu author Joan Ellis on the way to a marines reunion in Washington DC and presented her with a string of pearls.

The gift, presented at the embassy in Wellington yesterday, was a tribute to her efforts in writing A String of Pearls - a book detailing the memories of US Marines in New Zealand during World War II.

Ellis, Joan.
A string of pearls : stories from US marines & New Zealand women remembering WWII / Joan Ellis. - Wellington, N.Z. : First Edition, c2006. - 282 p. : ports. ; 21 cm.
ISBN 9781877391903 (pbk.) : $35.95; 1877391905
1. World War, 1939-1945–Personal narratives, New Zealand. 2. World War, 1939-1945–New Zealand–Personal narratives, American. 3. World War, 1939-1945–Women–New Zealand. 4. Man-woman relationships–New Zealand–History–20th century. 5. Marines–New Zealand–History–20th century.
940.548193

If you can find anyone who is actually SELLING it or will even admit it exists you’re doing better than I am.

UPDATE: For those of you visiting from the Marine linkage here’s a little bonus for the aniversary of the Guadalcanal landings earlier this month from something wrote back in 2005.

Sands of Paekakariki

On the 4th March 1942 the New Zealand government - having been left hanging in the breeze by Churchill - formally requested US assistance in the defence of New Zealand from the Japanese.

On the 10th March 1942 the orders were cut for a Marine Divison to be moved to New Zealand (Paekakariki).

The US did not attach any provisos to this substantial deployment. This move was of no strategic value to the US.

When the Japanese fleet moved to invade Port Morsbey the US Navy enaged in a battle (Coral Sea) they had every expectation of losing. As it was they were badly hurt but succeded in turning back the Japanese fleet.

This battle also did little to help the US strategic position but it did turn back the Japanese expasion at sea and provide protection to New Zealand and Australia.

During the period that US forces were based in New Zealand the Marines were established at a number of camps just north of Paekakariki around McKays crossing. Other forces were located in Papakura in Auckland with a tent hospital set up in Cornwall Park and another hospital at Silverstream in the Hutt Valley. 

After only six weeks training at Paekakariki (including the infamous march to Foxton and back in one day) the Marines landed in Guadalcannal and engaged in some of the bloodiest fighting of the war facing and defeating a determined and confident enemy.

Valuable training time was lost when the Marines were required to load their own ships as the New Zealand waterfront workers (a protected “essential industry”) decided to strike for “danger money” when loading munitions. They felt that being on four times the rate of pay of a front line Kiwi infantrymen wasn’t enough. Their leadership was largely made up English union activists all of of them being exempt from the wholesale conscription taking place.

For many American Marines, sailors and soldiers New Zealand was the last friendly country. Many came here and never got home again.

Although friendly was sometimes not the word. The Ruapehu Draft with the first men from the 2NZEF to come home discovered that life had very much moved on without them and after years of fighting in Creece, Crete and North Africa they felt unapriciated and alienated. The Americans became a focus of their disatsifaction and a number of “incidents” occured peaking with well known but offically hidden “Battle of Manners Street” when New Zealand soldiers ambushed US servicemen as they were leaving the pubs at closing time (6 pm, known as the 6 o’clock swill).

The Ruapehu Draft later mutinied demanding that they not be sent back to serve again until other able bodied men had served at least once. Many of the men were discharged without benefits and lost their medals.

However by and large the efforts of many to foster good relations including a visit by Eleanor Roosevelt were succesful… possibly too succesful with several hundred women returing to the US after war as wives and numerous children born to American fathers.

A plaque on the Wellington forshore from the first Marine Divison comemorates their stay here and the battles they fought in the Pacific in defence of the region and the freedom of others. It incudes the words “If you need a friend you have one”.

The sentiment was not entirely recipricated by the New Zealand Labour Party government who in thanks chose to “nationalise” all the Marines heavy equipment meaning that the NZ government wanted to tax the Maines to remove anything larger than a jeep from the country to the tune of its total value as defined by the NZ government. Ledgend has it that the Marines faced with option A. Leave all the cool toys for the ungrateful kiwis option B. give them lots of money to take their own gear home decided on an option C. They buried the whole damned lot and its all still out there somewhere under the dunes. 

As a final ironic footnote the US forces while in New Zealand offered to undertake a range of engineering works including such things as a tunnel through to Wainuiomata and a four lane highway to improve access to the Manawatu from Wellington via a place known as earthquake gully.

More information on US forces in New Zealand during the war can be found here. Warning, this is a sanitized presentation of events. 


Aside from the morality

August 20, 2007

of trading with a communist oppresive government with a human rights record that makes Gengis Khan look like Ghandi there are the side issues…

Like lead poisoning for you kids. Today program has bought you by the letters D, I & E and the number 1… three times.

Antifreeze and solvents in your toothpaste. Mmmm yummy! 

Indulgence blankets with 10 times the safe level of formaldehyde. The blanket you take to the grave?

And now your pants could burst into flames? How do you make a kid go “woof”?

Its like there’s a god… and he’s trying to tell us something.

Both pyjama incidents happened in July and involved the same type of TWL-brand flannelette pyjamas bought from The Warehouse, which has pulled the product from its shelves. …

Warehouse spokeswoman Cynthia Church said the company was urging everyone to remain vigilant and ensure the safety of children around fires and heaters.

Cythia went on to say they were very exicted about their new low cost TWL-brand firelighters which were ideal for those summer barbies as they caught easily and burnt “hot and long”.

Don’t by “Made in China”, better for your economy, better for your health and better for you kids if you don’t like them crispy. Also remember, Boycott Beijing! I am.

Free Tibet!

Free Tibet!

Free Tibet!


This green and pleasant land…

August 20, 2007
Parents are sending children to school in stab-proof uniforms to guard against knife crime, it has emerged.They are paying a firm which makes body armour to line blazers and jumpers with a stab-resistant material called Kevlar.

The precautions are aimed at protecting pupils from knife attacks as street crime spills over into schools.