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The check image for my bank log in this morning: PRAY

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Fly Air New Zealand!

Its better than watching your minister of foriegn affairs holding hands with the worlds biggest terrorist and it pisses off the lefties.

I’ve never been so pleased with my national air line till now.

News flash for Winston Peters: If your own ministry doens’t tell you whats going on its your problem, not the air lines. Sort your own shit out mister. You look like an over aged loony tune as well btw. Take your pills has-been.

Time for New Zealand to pull out!

In the bloodiest day of violence this month at least four explosions rocked the city of Christchurch causing chaos and charnage. Traffic was brought to a stand-still with authorities clearly unable to cope with the well planned attack.

In what some people are calling a swift and brutal response to New Zealand involvment in the transportation of Australian troops New Zealands fourth largest city was hammered by resistance forces yesterday.

At least one person is known to have been wounded in the multiple blasts but in the confusion the exact figure is unknown!

This is yet another blow to the New Zealand occupation forces and a serious escellation in violence. While NZ forces struggle to deal with the fall out from this blow, one thing is clear, its time for New Zealand to pull of of Christchurch.

This report was sponsored by Beebvision. The reporting with an agenda.

A fuckwit too far!

David Farrar is known for  many things, mainly being too soft of trolls and so even handed in his dealings with his many factually challenged and delusuional denial monkey leftist trolls that many of us in the VRWC have expressed dispair and questioned his continued membership.

Always happy, cheerful and friendly DPF is always ready to see the good in people. Even handed to a fault and willing to see the other side of an argument he is a model of fairness. In short he pisses EVERYONE off frenquently.

But today is a landmark day, he has finally broken as one of the worst of the worst commentors, a self impressed Scots socialist idiot who spends his entire day at the recuritment firm he works for in Auckland trolling conservatives blogs talking utter shit. Most of us just ban him as a violation of our “No Fuckwits” policy but David ever the bastion of free speech for mental impared let him have his head.

Today this changed. Read the comments for the most priceless slam you will ever see in a blog. Its like Bambi just whiped out an uzi and went postal.

One more of us, one less of them.

On yer Dave. 

Lets see that again in slomo…

sonic Says:
Very symbolic of National’s desire to buy the election, well done to whoever came up with this.

[DPF: Sonic you fucking moronic lemming, National has said they support anon and trust donations ending. It is Labour and Helen Clark who is standing in the way of this, having reneged on her promise]

Sweeet!

Let there be… pewter!

Here you go, the first range is now launched and already in three retail outlets. Wonder what will happen when I TRY to sell the stuff…

Arrowhead. Popular with the archery crowd, may not pass airport security. Claim “cultural right” and you’ll be fine. $15

Triple Goddess. The actual witch symbol, NOT the Wiccan pentacle as assumed. Just in time for the Spring Solstice for those of us living on the top of the world. The fact that I live 10 clicks from Stonhenge NZ in no way influenced this item being produced in the forst run. $15

Viking coin necklace. Mixed coins which were made as oversized versions of 10th Cent Viking coins found in York. The old one, not the new one. $15

Mjølnir (Thors Hammer) For those of you of the Scandiavian pursuasion. Wear one to Slat Lake City and see if they burn you at the stake. $15

Viking Coin Earrings. Just like the necklace only for ears! This picture shows the Raven coin but you can get them in two Ravens, two longship or one of each. $15

Roman Denarii Earrings. These are made from actual coins, one being a Trajan the other Hadrian, none of your woosie Constantines here pal! Small but with excellent detail - lets see how good YOU look after spending 1,900 years buried in Dacia! $15

Denarii Bag-O-Coins Havent worked out the price but thinking of selling them in bags of thirty come election time.

Torcs Traditionaly made with twisted wire and none of this highly decorated bollocks with dragons and elves and pretty rubbish all over it thankyou! Avaialable in large and small. They are flexible enough to be sized. just don’t make a habit of it because like all metal constant flexing will cause it to fall into the river. $25 (bet you thought I was going to say $15)

Medieval Buttons We’re starting to get into the period reenactment stuff here but they’re made so here they are. Measuring 1.5 cm across they come in domed, flat with roped edge and square pryamid (not shown). Ideal for adding that extra touch to your costume. 6 for $10 I was roundly abused by an Auckland costume maker for selling these too cheaply and making it imposible for others to compete and I’d like to say that I feel just wretched about that.

Moving along…

Cloak Pin Again more of a reenactment item this pin is a traditional item that also lacks the pretentious decoration that would mark it out as a cheap Chinese knock off. For this pin to FUNCTION it has to have a smooth shaft so the pin can move freely. The pin is hand hammered steel for strength. Again could be an airport issue but play the culture card/insanity plea because frankly not that people wear cloaks on public transport these days. Batman, Robin & Superman notwithstanding. $15

So if you’re interested in anything here you can either drop me a line with your physical address and I’ll mail you a brochure or you can order directly through me using paypal for those of you in foriegn countries. (Almost everyone on the planet). Prices are in pretty much your currency because the exchange rate will allow for postage. Except you funny Brits who still use tin ingots or something. I’ll work it out for you on request. 

Coming soon, Roman, Viking & Medieval belt fittings and buckles. Also traditional Viking and Roman board games using the coins as playing pieces.

Finally and important safety tip: When a girl looks at your brochure and says “you’re very talented, I don’t have a creative bone in my body”, the correct response is NOT “would you like one?” 

Its just as well shes known me for nearly 10 years and expected nothing less.

UPDATE: For those wishing to order anything now you can make a payment via my email address oceania@distance-simulations.com to paypal. The price in US$ is whats listed above and includes postage. Same for Australians. Please make sure you fill out your delivery address info and include what it is you’re buying in the comments. Delivery will take 6-12 days.

If you’re NZ local email me and I can give you my account details for a direct credit. Delivery will be at the mercy of NZ post, please accept my appologies for the delay now to save time later.

Ok lets see if this will get the great firewall slammed in my face again…

Anyone who has read what I’ve written for more than three seconds will not I’m not the biggest fan of the Chinese Communist Party or their continued oppresion of the Chinese people along with their rampant bulling of media and free citizens in other peoples countries.

Consequently I’m right behind this….

From Blair:

The government of the People’s Republic of China, still not the legitimate government of China, is an evil, repressive regime. Since the 1970s it has transformed itself from a communist regime, where private enterprise is banned, to a fascist regime, where private ownership and enterprise is regulated and harnessed by the state and the Party for its own purposes. Free speech and freedom of the press is severely restricted and censored. Religion must be sanctioned by the state or adherents are persecuted. Huge numbers of political and religious dissidents languish in Chinese prisons.

The last fascist Olympics held, in Berlin in 1936, was a disgraceful and shameful spectacle that served to sanitise and gloss over the barbarity of the Nazi regime, and served to encourage sympathisers like Oswald Mosley and Charles Lindbergh. It was a mistake that should not be repeated. The Beijing Olympics next year must not be allowed legitimacy.

Go forth and read more, I have to cancel my 9 training seasions for this week and sell by protien supliments. Damn, I even had a place ready for my medals too.

And the Oscar for victim goes too…

First shes an utterly crap student.

Then she doesn’t get the free ride she thinks her money should get her and bitches about it.

She goes to the N Z Herald and wants to bitch about it anyomously as well.

Shes gets what she wants, the man who dared cross her is fired out of hand - questions remain unanswered as to what part her wealthy family played in this.

Now SHES the victim and doesn’t feel safe and wants to study somewhere else and scurries off to her home town media to play it up for the tame audience????

Well boo fucking hoo. Don’t let the airplane door hit you ass on the way out of the country.

The more about this exchange that comes to light the less favorable this student looks. Not to mention the administration who made what appears to be a decision based on politics and money.

Tell someone who gives a crap.

A man accused of killing police dog Enzo appeared in court greeted by shouts of sieg heil by his… “associates” and bitched that the cops had beaten him.

You’re still able to walk and whine so count yourself lucky asshole.

Please note: People in New Zealand are considered innocent until proven guilty.

Also… 

Under our free speech as detailed in the NZ Bill of Rights Act we are permitted to freely express our opinions. In my opinion this maggot is a guilty sack of shit who would have eaten a bullet in any other country where the cops weren’t so bloody restrained and if he took a pounding in the cells I for one don’t give the slightest shit.

Enzo.

2004 - 2007

Bruce Ginders update.

For those that read this and were less than impressed by the inability of the RNZN to mobilise 6 of the roughly 500 urks loafing about Philly for the day you can be mildly satisfied that the family has recieved and offical apology from the navy.

Feedback indicates that my post went down like a cup of cold sick amongst some former navy men. As it should have.