Welcome to Young Chubby Sailor.

Yes Old Fat Sailor the next generation has arrived.

Long time reader and frequent taunter OFS’s own MkII has produced a boy who is now the subject of contemplation as to which bad habit to be corupted by first.

I mean how much could a boy possibly be corrupted by the influence of one single maritime inclined ancestor?

I guess I would be the answer to that.

Evidence of God (The Christian one).

Send us a sign oh lord.

Good enough.

To do list.

Lathe up new winch drums for Chucky.

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Mount, test and oil new winch drums.

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Make new launch tray for Tiny.

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Install new launch tray.

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Make new spring autoresetting release mechanism for Tiny.

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Install new release mechanism.

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Perhaps there is some form of catapult related activity planned for this weekend in the southern Wairarapa? Who can say.

If so it isn’t “pig hunting” in the Ureweras.

Thought for the day.

A timely reminder.

Hmmm….

An inconvienient comparison.

HOUSE # 1:

A 20-room mansion (not including 8 bathrooms) heated by natural gas. Add on a pool (and a pool house) and a separate guest house all heated by gas.
In ONE MONTH ALONE this mansion consumes more energy than the average American household in an ENTIRE YEAR. The average bill for electricity and natural gas runs over $2,400.00 per month. In natural gas alone (which last time we checked was a fossil fuel), this property consumes more than 20 times the national average for an American home. This house is not in a northern or Midwestern “snow belt,” either. It’s in the South.

HOUSE # 2:

Designed by an architecture professor at a leading national university, this house incorporates every “green” feature current home construction can provide. The house contains only 4,000 square feet (4 bedrooms) and is nestled on arid high prairie in the American southwest. A central closet in the house holds geothermal heat pumps drawing ground water through pipes sunk 300 feet into the ground. The water (usually 67 degrees F.) heats the house in winter and cools it in summer. The system uses no fossil fuels such as oil or natural gas, and it consumes 25% of the electricity required for a conventional heating/cooling system. Rainwater from the roof is collected and funneled into a 25,000 gallon underground cistern. Wastewater from showers, sinks and toilets goes into underground purifying tanks and then into the cistern. The collected water then irrigates the land surrounding the house. Flowers and shrubs native to the area blend the property into the surrounding rural landscape.

Who owns which house people. Regulars here are conservatives so they know the answer already.

To those who wish to dispute do your own googling and linking, I’m not your mother.

Al is.

Well bugger me.

No one saw this coming.

Did they?

You know there are quite a few people and groups within New Zealand who take a dim view of threatening our PM.

Me. Most of the guys I served with, people with an ounce of belief in democracy, the New Zealand Police. Some other guys with initials that might stand for Saturdays and Sundays…. but doesn’t.

I don’t give a rats arse if you don’t like what we have-  and I’m asuming no one is going to be accusing me of being Helens numero uno fan - We have a system. Its clunky and fulls of holes and tends towards being abused. But its still a shitload better than people being full of holes under the one gun/one vote system. This is a can of very ugly worms.

The real problem we have now is that kiwis will quite simply NOT be able to grasp the reality of the threat.

When nothing else works a pig headed unwillingness to look facts in the face with see us through.

No it wasn’t me.

I’d be charging at least $3 each for them and frankly I couldn’t be arsed with all that effort when its a lot more cost effective to make other things and SELL them.

So what.

They gave one to Arafat too.

Fuck it, lets just ban this “wheel” thing and all live in caves.

No this isn’t parody, its another reason that the correct name for a sucessful New Zealander is “Australian”.

New Zealand may ban some of the largest plasma televisions from being imported into the country if they fail to meet energy performance standards.

What a backward fucked up sad pathetic PC hysterical bullshit swallowing little cesspit of socialist shit these islands are. 

Thats it, I’m outa here… call the weekend guy I don’t care.

One last thing, Al Gore is full of shit and owns dozens of big screen TV’s and spends $30,000 a month on electrictiy while he’s not even home but sitting on a fucking fuel slurping jet winging about the place telling us not to.

Portrait of a complete moron.

Kate Smurthwaite is the finest example of leftist brainwashing Al (The court ruled liar) Gore can produce. Give us your propaganda speil Katie:

This would be funny… ..it wasn’t so frightening. Some idiot called Stewart Dimmock has decided schools can’t show An Inconvienient Truth to kids because it doesn’t present “both sides of the argument”. What argument? Anybody with half a brain can see human activity is heating the planet up.

If you’ve got half a mind to join the left, you’re over qalified. Yes the old chestnut of “everyone knows”. Well possibly everyone at the East Basingstoke carpet munchers and Trotskite club but out in the real world we actually have a lot of very highly qalified people violently disagreeing over what is quite simply a theory.

Lets look at truth. “because it doesn’t present “both sides of the argument”. No. Because it is a full of unfactual statements and is missleading. It should no more shown as a documentry than Mein Kampf or Bambi.

And hows our love for due process. “Some idiot called Stewart Dimmock has decided”. No dipshit. Stewart hasn’t decided anything, he challenged the attempts to brainwash his and other peoples kids and your god was found wanting. He has even admitted himself that he falsified the information “for effect”. Thats not documentry, thats called “fiction”. Stewart took on you multi-millionare high priest and kicked his ass. Deal with it. Its called “reality”. Where people not on drugs live.

But never let the facts get in way of a full on sycophantic hissy fit…

Speaking of Al Gore though I really hope he gets the Nobel Prize and then decides he will run for US president after all. I suspect the world may genuinely end quite soon if he doesn’t…

</gush gush>?

Jesus get me a bucket! 

Could help noticing Katty that you did not address one single point raised by the court case. That would have required thinking on you part and thats never helpful when the goal is blind faith to the high priests of doom is it. You did however find time to produce the requisite conspiracy theory…

What I can’t seem to find out though are which of the mega-polluters are paying for his campaign.

Its people like you that condoms were invented for. 

Look Kat, Gores out, its all over the world is going to end, ok? Go ahead and top yourself now. We can recycle you as rose food because you are so full of it.

And for the sane. No, not one word is parody. This is the way their little brains work. God help the human race from these cretins.