Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women’s breast implants.
The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Now, thanks to Apple, everyone can be happy.
Hat tip: Sleezy perv reader KRM.
Happy now?
What? No hat tip?
Music that stirs the savage breast? So where are the volume controls located? Or shouldn’t I ask?
Delighted.