Faint swoon shock horror!

Seriously how the FUCK did we get to the top of the food chain without softcock prissy pussies trying to force us all to live in bloody teletubby land where all the birds sing and no animals get eaten?

The answer is of course we got there BECAUSE these evolutionary dead ends weren’t there and they are in fact a result of the strong protecting the weak TOO WELL.

Once upon a time a boy had to go and kill a carnivore with nothing more than sharpened grass and kiwifruit slices before he could be called a man. Now he just needs to get a “deferred sucess” on his NCEA and its all good.

These are goat heads, someone killed them and wants to clean the skulls. Welcome to hunting 101 for the non-latee’ slurping members of the population. Sniff some smelling salts and move on.

Another by product of not exposing the weak at birth is IRD staff and pommy history teachers.

Like Michael Cullen.

Hands up everyone else who wants to see Sneering Cullen take on a grizzly with a stick and some sharpened mangos.