I have a length or rope.

March 20, 2008

Another proud Kiwi moment!

March 20, 2008

Look we’re first in the world!!!

New Zealand scored highest for thefts from cars..

Whoo HOO!!!

fifth highest for assaults, 10th highest for robbery and 11th highest for theft of personal property and for sexual assaults against women in The International Crime Victims Survey. The survey compared 30 countries in 2004 and 2005.

Remember you’re better off with Labour!

What a tuiad.

VOTE ACT! 


You’re still a fuckwit Ellis

March 20, 2008

You’re sorry, the doctors sorry, the entire hospital staff are sorry, we’re all just so fucking sorry.

Your only saving grace is that you’ve never accidently run over someones car in a tank. You’d have to be a real meataxe to do that wouldn’t you.


Hey Matt

March 20, 2008

You’re still a dick.

With a really unhealthy obsession.

Look everyone my very own gorebull warming stalker. Use your real email and I might let your comments up Mr Potty Mouth Poopyhead.


2008 - End of the Odyssey

March 19, 2008

The man who did more for space exploration than Neil Armstrong, Auther C Clark died today in his adopted home of Sri Lanka aged 90.

I’m sure we would not have had men on the Moon if it had not been for Wells and Verne and the people who write about this and made people think about it. I’m rather proud of the fact that I know several astronauts who became astronauts through reading my books.

Arthur C. Clark


FREE TIBET!

March 18, 2008
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Even Tom Colour Me Red Scott has turned on you. Get a clue fools. 

Because our alledged Prime Minister wont do it. FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! 

Get your stinking murdering commie asses out of Tibet!  Free trade with you pricks my pimply white ass.

In support of this I continue to make myself unavailble for the NZ Olympic team. 

Unlike the glory hounds who don’t give a crap about communist oppression in the quest for gold. Looking at you Toddy!

FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET!


I agree, this is a travesty!

March 18, 2008

The Defence Force spent almost $35,000 on public relations advice - including news media training - for SAS soldier Willie Apiata to maximise coverage of him receiving the Victoria Cross, new figures reveal.

 Is that all? Get serious. the government will spend (aka piss away) half a mill on making parents feel good about themselves.

Seriously, 35K? Whats your fucking problem? Micky Sullens team just blew 4.3 bill. He screwed up on Kyoto by a couple of hundred mill in the wrong direction and you’re getting pissy about a man who won the VC?

Get over it.


Shit we’re even leaving before we’re BORN these days.

March 14, 2008

Another kiwi who will never even see his homeland.

Good luck kid… and stay out of the fruit and veg section at the supermarket. them yanks have some funny ideas about what kiwis are for.


If the police were REALLY stupid they would charge this guy.

March 14, 2008

But he’d elect trail by jury and his peers would find him guilty… of doing the job the cops wont.

The man was returning to his car after grocery shopping at New World in Botany on Tuesday night when the teens attacked him.

They punched and kicked him, and stole his wallet and groceries before fleeing in a stolen Subaru car.

The enraged victim, who does not want to be identified for fear of retribution on his family, followed his attackers and rammed their car.

Ok lets play some John Lennon for a moment… imagine if every little gang of punk ass shitheads got the crap rammed out of them of seriously smacked over every time they tried to beat up random people and take their property…

Imagine…

If someone happens to know where donations can be sent I have a DB that needs drinking.


Dumass

March 14, 2008
“My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world.I hope you’ll join with me as we try to change it.” 

Barack Hussein Obama

Nice shooting bigfoot.