The government. Pissing away another half mill of your money.

Yes in the continuing effort to help Mickey Sullen off load all our money before the ship finally goes down it seems that $500,000 is the favorite number for the socialist spendthrifts.

Yesterday it was revealed that the Families Commission was planning to spend over $500,000 telling people they should value parents, a message even the Families Commission described as ’self-evident’.

Or if in fact parents were “valued” they wouldn’t be criminalised by childless lesbians and others whose own kids were raised so well they kiled themselves.

More expensive bullshit from the masters of expensive bullshit.

Hows that health system looking guys?

VOTE NATIONAL

Easter comes early.

A little present for Dave… and every other hetro male on the planet.

Bullshit! DANGEROUS BULLHIT!!!

The country’s youngest killer, Bailey Junior Kurariki, is an articulate, intelligent young man, who appears genuine in his desire to live an offence-free life, the Parole Board said yesterday.

This guy is a hardened killer. Don’t let the babyface fool you. He knew what he was doing and he has never regretted it. In fact he is under the impression that he is a celrebrity because of it. He has been involved in multiple violent incidents while inside and shows no connection with the concept of cause and effect.

This profile they have just presented flys in the face of all available information which indicates that he is expected to reoffend pretty much on his way home if hes let out.

Witness their last report:

The comments are in stark contrast to Parole Board reports released in January and July last year, which said Kurariki was “at very high risk of general and violent reoffending”.

So what are they going to do?

The Parole Board said yesterday it had adjourned Kurariki’s parole hearing for one month to allow funding of a mentoring programme to be investigated. He is due to be released on September 16.

“Despite the problems he presented with earlier in his incarceration he has over the past several months, and particularly since his transfer to the [withheld] Unit, showed a self-discipline and determination to stay out of trouble and benefit from the programmes available to him.”

And theres the message for all inside, just say the right words for 8 or so weeks and we’ll let you out!

But thats no biggie to the parole board. Letting out killers to kill again is what they do.

The function of the parole board is to protect the New Zealand public from violent criminals. You have failed us… again… and aigan… and AGAIN!!

If you have any sympathy for anyone it should be this lady:

Mr Choy’s mother, Rita Croskery, told the Herald yesterday that she hoped Kurariki was reformed, but said it would be difficult to know whether he had really changed. “Because he’s expecting to be released, he’s got to behave himself so I suppose he’s restrained himself and learned a little bit of self-discipline in the meantime.”

Whatever happens her son is still dead. Beaten by Kurariki and his pack of thug mates for a couple of pizzas and some cash.

Lets review that headline!

For:

Govt plans for the future with $500m food fund

Read: 

Has-been Labour pricks set to piss away another half million

to knobble the incoming National Government.

Well no wonder the abby is such a ruin.

Imagine William and Harold being so irresposnbile as to have a battle right on top of a church!

Population of educational institution 70% female.

Proportion of females who are blonde 45%

It was only a matter of time really.

Actually this story has a disturbing aspect.

The story:

His peeved fiancee left him in the movie theatre when he fell asleep during chick flick P.S. I Love You. Now 18-year-old Tim Roberts, who was left trapped in a cinema until 3am on Friday

….

Roberts had met his 27-year-old fiancee at the theatre on Thursday night after working a 14-hour day, going for a run, and having a big roast dinner with his parents. He says he lasted about half an hour in the cinema before passing out cold.

….

The two-year relationship now over, Roberts is focusing on work - and sleep. He and his former partner would “hopefully” remain friends.

For those maths wizzes out there who paid attention may have come up with the following question:

Why is a 25 year old woman dating a 16 year old boy?

Smirking aside, serious question. 

Boy is Karl Rove going to be PISSED!

The VRWC lackeys have really cocked up this time.

 US Presidential Election Results Released Early. 

Offcials have undertaken to ensure this sort of thing does not happen in the future:

We will see to it that we safeguard the illusion of democracy for all Americans.

Then there’s the little easter egg of Alison Hannigan and the artisic nature of her being naked.

Approved.

Help with language definition to cover the new laws.

#1 Repeal of Section the Use of Reasonable Force. Or making what is reasonable illegal to criminalise those acting reasonably. 

Ok there seems to be a deliberate attempt to redefine a “smack” as a “beating”.

This ham fisted attempt at nurolinguistic programming by the left has led to people (85% at last count) being labeled as “pro-beating” by leftist hacks and Mike Moreu (who is possibly a subset of group A anyway).

To claim back our languge and provide a guidline for those who may be confused please apply the floowing principle:

1. A smack as an ”acceptble spank” would be want you want to do with Haley Westenra. 

2. A smack which would be “acceptable thrashing” would be what you want to do to Sue Bradford.

Use it in good health and send the abuse, threats, and hatemail to the usual address: cramithippie@likeicare.com 

Wait did I mean unacceptable there? Meh who can say, we’ll just legalise it with retrospective legislation after the election. As Helen said, retrospective legislation is ALWAYS an option.

And then the Rastafarians attacked! Movie review

An eclaktic collection of cultures, climates, conspiracy theories clashes with some left over cgi models of the building of the pryamids and walking with dinosaurs.  Plot inspired by Clan of the Cave Bear, Androcles and the Sabre Toothed Tiger, a bad acid trip and a liberal application of von Danigans Razor.

Numo uno “oh my god” moment. - John Anthony Wests lion faced sphinx.

Numo uno “what the hell was that all about” moment. - The attack of the giant killer chickens. 

Aside from that… it was ok. The blue eyed rasta chick was hot I guess in a for the love of god will you just find some soap sort of way. Hey it was free, the advantages of knowing someone who does reviews (and gets PAID for it -whats up with that?) and gets free tickets.

I was thinking of seeing Dawn Rescue but read this and decided not to. Why mess with the facts when the truth is more powerful than any fiction?

Well now isn’t that interesting.

We get all the the good linkage here.