Will she give him the kiss of death…

or just hand him “The Black Spot”.

Clark to meet Rudd in Canberra on Wednesday

Either way Kev, you’re screwed. Helen “Penis fingers” Clark is fucking everything she touches this year.

BTW how do you feel about polling that sounds like this eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…  “Time of death…   “

Looks like you should have banned drugs West.

Lets just check that scoreboard shall we…

Number of ejections from the Big Day Out: 22

Number of arrests for supplying prohibited drugs: 4

Number of arrests for drug possession: 66

Number of Flag related arrests: Goose egg.

We go now to reports and… OMG, wait! How could the police have missed this bunch of xenophobic skinhead neo-Nazi thugs!!!

Actually, the phrase “xenophobic skinhead neo-Nazi thug” isn’t often followed by the thought “nice tits”… maybe its just me.

In related news:

Melissa-Rose Heap, 18, of Kogarah, said she and her friends had fashioned the Australian flag into dresses after the banning controversy.

“We made them into dresses because they said we weren’t allowed to, and that’s not right,” she said. “They shouldn’t be able to tell anyone that we can’t be proud of Australia.”

Melissa, I like your attitude, and you need something to go with that dress. Pick any item from this selection, and its yours if you happen to stumble across this. (We’ll discuss your googling yourself thing another time.) Wait, let me check, yes you’re 18, so if you pick a thong, make it two items.

See, patriotism pays.

However:

Hayden McTaggart, 16, of Penrith said he had been donning the Australian flag for the Big Day Out concert for the past three years.

“It’s a patriotic thing - how else do you show your patriotic side except by wearing a five-star country’s flag on your back?” he asked.

Hayden, points for attitude but no thong for you. SIX stars, young man. Good lord, a Kiwi is telling you how many stars on your own flag?

Oh yeah banning the Aussie flag is the answer.

That will certainly put an end to Australians’ problems with hate and violence:

A RACE hate video that glorifies gang rapist Bilal Skaf and boasts about the Cronulla revenge attacks has been linked to students at Granville Boys High in NSW.

And in answer to Wussle’s wank and slander fest: yes, in fact, me and my “ilk” do have a cultural event, and indeed in some ways it is sad. We call it ANZAC Day.

Just out of interest: how the fuck did you arrive at the idea that a commercial event with bands is somehow “yours”?

A question for Ken West.

Why is it that the Australian flag is banned as “gang colour”, and for potentially inspiring racial violence and hatred, but a member of one of the bands can wear a t-shirt consisting of the Nazi flag and the slogan “Vote Republican”?

I ask merely for information.

Asshole.

People of Australia, your attention please.

The following has come to my attention…

News Ltd today reported that organisers of the Big Day Out at Homebush had decided they would confiscate any flag or bandanna featuring the national symbol at the gates.

Event organiser Ken West was quoted as saying fans’ behaviour last year in the wake of the Cronulla riots and the recent ethnic violence at the Australian Open tennis tournament had forced his hand.

“The Australian flag was being used as gang colours. It was racism disguised as patriotism and I’m not going to tolerate it,” Mr West said.

BDO organisers issued a statement this morning saying the flag was not banned, but they said they did not want concert-goers taking it into the event.

“We are not banning the Australian flag but are simply discouraging its use for anti-social purposes at the Big Day Out,” the statement said.

More here and here.

Consequently I offer the following:

Your country, your flag, your choice. Available in three versions on a variety of items.

If these are “gang colours”, then I’d suggest your best option would be to either join it, because it’s a damn big “gang” with a history of “rumbling” the living puss out of others who “dis” them, or you stay the hell off their “turf”.

Peter Costello.

Politican, treasurer and rock star!

Meanwhile, I bet Peter Garrett NEVER expected his own song to come back and bite him is the ass like roid raged croc with an attitude problem.

Hey Garrett, irony doesn’t mean it’s got lots of iron in it.

Get a haircut yer hippie.

Celebrity Death Match

Blackfive hosts the ass whopping of the decade, as one Aussie kicks the living crap out of those shining wits the Ditzy Shits.

Ditzy Shits came out hard and fast with their latest single “Not ready to quit bitching”, but Beccy Cole cleaned their collective clocks for them with Poster Girl…

Now that’s art, people.

That final score again:

Aussie - 1, self absorbed media ho’s - GOOSE EGG.

Reality bites

In this case it bites a large chunk out of the ass of an Aussie peacenik.

And you say they never wanted peace? What channel have you been watching for the last 60 years, lady?

Dangerously Subversive Dad might have some sympathy for her, not me. LGF is less than sympathetic towards Palo child abuse as well.

If you are a vocal supporter of terrorists this is what you support. If you ever find out what it is that you were aiding and are appalled by it, don’t look at me for a hug.

We haven’t forgotten you either.

And we know right where you are.

Steve Irwin ladies and gentleman…

OK, the jokes are coming out real fast and most are mildly amusing, but the funniest Steve Irwin jokes have already been done… by Steve.

There’s a man who can laugh at himself.

Thank god he has kids.