Easter comes early.

A little present for Dave… and every other hetro male on the planet.

Actually this story has a disturbing aspect.

The story:

His peeved fiancee left him in the movie theatre when he fell asleep during chick flick P.S. I Love You. Now 18-year-old Tim Roberts, who was left trapped in a cinema until 3am on Friday

….

Roberts had met his 27-year-old fiancee at the theatre on Thursday night after working a 14-hour day, going for a run, and having a big roast dinner with his parents. He says he lasted about half an hour in the cinema before passing out cold.

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The two-year relationship now over, Roberts is focusing on work - and sleep. He and his former partner would “hopefully” remain friends.

For those maths wizzes out there who paid attention may have come up with the following question:

Why is a 25 year old woman dating a 16 year old boy?

Smirking aside, serious question. 

Yeah well Hayleys really hot…

and you’re just some old pommy singer who use to be well known looking for some last little bit of attention.

Bye.

Bollocks


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What a load of crap, I’ve never lied my ass off to congress, been blown by a complete slapper at work or set the stage for the worst terrorist attack in history.

Ok, one of those things may have happened.

Sorry Congress.

An inconvienient comparison.

HOUSE # 1:

A 20-room mansion (not including 8 bathrooms) heated by natural gas. Add on a pool (and a pool house) and a separate guest house all heated by gas.
In ONE MONTH ALONE this mansion consumes more energy than the average American household in an ENTIRE YEAR. The average bill for electricity and natural gas runs over $2,400.00 per month. In natural gas alone (which last time we checked was a fossil fuel), this property consumes more than 20 times the national average for an American home. This house is not in a northern or Midwestern “snow belt,” either. It’s in the South.

HOUSE # 2:

Designed by an architecture professor at a leading national university, this house incorporates every “green” feature current home construction can provide. The house contains only 4,000 square feet (4 bedrooms) and is nestled on arid high prairie in the American southwest. A central closet in the house holds geothermal heat pumps drawing ground water through pipes sunk 300 feet into the ground. The water (usually 67 degrees F.) heats the house in winter and cools it in summer. The system uses no fossil fuels such as oil or natural gas, and it consumes 25% of the electricity required for a conventional heating/cooling system. Rainwater from the roof is collected and funneled into a 25,000 gallon underground cistern. Wastewater from showers, sinks and toilets goes into underground purifying tanks and then into the cistern. The collected water then irrigates the land surrounding the house. Flowers and shrubs native to the area blend the property into the surrounding rural landscape.

Who owns which house people. Regulars here are conservatives so they know the answer already.

To those who wish to dispute do your own googling and linking, I’m not your mother.

Al is.

Some Pictures.

Set your watch to….

Ok… there was a rifle here ten minutes ago…

Luxury riverside residence with indoor out door flow.

A team of dedicated and professional security staff.

Well organised…

.. ish.

What could possibly go wrong?

1st Place & Runner Up in the Silly Hat with Facial Hair competition.

One of these people is not the Mayor of a small town.

Nor are these people.

THWACK

Not thwack, more like creak woosh.

… or something.

Twang, thud.

Ooooo…

Ahhh!

Our friendly…

and helpful…

staff.

always ready…

to leand a hand.

The end.

 

Riiiight

To be honest, I want one.

Why I’m more interesting than you #5786

This afternoon I was negotiating the custom milling of a 3.5 meter trebuchet arm and you weren’t.

Breaks over, back to shuffling papers cubicle rats.

($150 including dressing for those interested)

Five years and nothing ago…

some dickhead tried to shut my brother up by offering him the choice of unemployment or pulling his blog.

This happened

Then some guy called “Tom Paine” showed up. He later tried his had at this “podcasting lark and interviewed some of the best known newsmakers in the blogosphere ending up with one of the most listened to Anglosphere political podcasts on the third rock. They even passed the 100 shows mark recently.

Little hint to the left wing media gatekeepers, we’ve found the back door and every time to try to stop one of us three more spring up. Kind like putting out burney stuff by throwing more burney stuff on it isn’t it.

Must REALLY suck to be so impotent.

Anyway. Yay me, been blogging for five years.

Note to Team Argghhh: Get some time up newbies.

Seems very unlikely but whatever.

 

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Ok roger to that. I'll will not become celebate. Although this does seem to fly in the face of a near universal policy of the potential participants.