Hey Matt

You’re still a dick.

With a really unhealthy obsession.

Look everyone my very own gorebull warming stalker. Use your real email and I might let your comments up Mr Potty Mouth Poopyhead.

I agree, this is a travesty!

The Defence Force spent almost $35,000 on public relations advice - including news media training - for SAS soldier Willie Apiata to maximise coverage of him receiving the Victoria Cross, new figures reveal.

 Is that all? Get serious. the government will spend (aka piss away) half a mill on making parents feel good about themselves.

Seriously, 35K? Whats your fucking problem? Micky Sullens team just blew 4.3 bill. He screwed up on Kyoto by a couple of hundred mill in the wrong direction and you’re getting pissy about a man who won the VC?

Get over it.

Dumass

“My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world.I hope you’ll join with me as we try to change it.” 

Barack Hussein Obama

Nice shooting bigfoot.

Bullshit! DANGEROUS BULLHIT!!!

The country’s youngest killer, Bailey Junior Kurariki, is an articulate, intelligent young man, who appears genuine in his desire to live an offence-free life, the Parole Board said yesterday.

This guy is a hardened killer. Don’t let the babyface fool you. He knew what he was doing and he has never regretted it. In fact he is under the impression that he is a celrebrity because of it. He has been involved in multiple violent incidents while inside and shows no connection with the concept of cause and effect.

This profile they have just presented flys in the face of all available information which indicates that he is expected to reoffend pretty much on his way home if hes let out.

Witness their last report:

The comments are in stark contrast to Parole Board reports released in January and July last year, which said Kurariki was “at very high risk of general and violent reoffending”.

So what are they going to do?

The Parole Board said yesterday it had adjourned Kurariki’s parole hearing for one month to allow funding of a mentoring programme to be investigated. He is due to be released on September 16.

“Despite the problems he presented with earlier in his incarceration he has over the past several months, and particularly since his transfer to the [withheld] Unit, showed a self-discipline and determination to stay out of trouble and benefit from the programmes available to him.”

And theres the message for all inside, just say the right words for 8 or so weeks and we’ll let you out!

But thats no biggie to the parole board. Letting out killers to kill again is what they do.

The function of the parole board is to protect the New Zealand public from violent criminals. You have failed us… again… and aigan… and AGAIN!!

If you have any sympathy for anyone it should be this lady:

Mr Choy’s mother, Rita Croskery, told the Herald yesterday that she hoped Kurariki was reformed, but said it would be difficult to know whether he had really changed. “Because he’s expecting to be released, he’s got to behave himself so I suppose he’s restrained himself and learned a little bit of self-discipline in the meantime.”

Whatever happens her son is still dead. Beaten by Kurariki and his pack of thug mates for a couple of pizzas and some cash.

Yeah thanks for your advice…

who are you again?

The New York what now?

The problem, though, is that embracing Mr. Bush — whose average approval ratings hover around 32% — is likely to seriously damage Mr. McCain with the rest of the electorate.

So on this priciple maybe YOU should be hugging W?

That approval ratings score again: George W 32% - New York Times 24%

Dumasses.

Psst guys. Irony doesn’t mean it has lots of iron in it.

AROUND 150 Muslims voted with the leader of the radical Islamist group Hizb ut-Tahrir that taking part in the political process is a waste of time.

Yes Virginia, there really are people this stupid.

We’re working on it.

The Gore Effect goes global!

Twelve-month long drop in world temperatures wipes out a century of warmingOver the past year, anecdotal evidence for a cooling planet has exploded. China has its coldest winter in 100 years. Baghdad sees its first snow in all recorded history. North America has the most snowcover in 50 years, with places like Wisconsin the highest since record-keeping began. Record levels of Antarctic sea ice, record cold in Minnesota, Texas, Florida, Mexico, Australia, Iran, Greece, South Africa, Greenland, Argentina, Chile — the list goes on and on.

If we don’t get that jetsetting asshole off our planet soon we’ll all be hunting polarbears in on the equator!

And for your reading pleasure the lefties just keep on mouthing without enaging brain.

You’re still a dick matt. You’ve always been a dick and you’ll die a dick. A cold one wearing speedos in a snowstorm waving a save the world from global warming sign. penis ambulant. See I am learning latin

Powerline Vs CBS V2.0 - David against Goliath

(Davids the one with the sniper rifle btw)

The story implicitly accused the career prosecutors who handled the case of complicity in the alleged conspiracy, but the real focus of CBS’s account was Karl Rove. The network’s star witness was a small-time Alabama lawyer named Jill Simpson, who claimed she was a life-long Republican, but had stepped forward to tell what she knew about events in 2001 and 2002.

You fools, you cannot take on The Rove and survive…

The alleged conversation described by Ms. Simpson has been denied by all of the alleged participants except Ms. Simpson. Indeed, even Mr. Siegelman states that Ms. Simpson’s affidavit is false as it relates to him. Moreover, according to Ms. Simpson, she met with Mr. Siegelman and his co-defendant Richard Scrushy for several months before signing the statement at their urging. She also claims to have provided legal advice to them. She contends she drafted but did not sign a motion filed by Mr. Scrushy seekung to have the federal judge removed from the case.

All of which is sheer madness. There are only two alternatives: either Ms. Simpson is a liar (or perhaps insane), or else every other person with knowledge of her allegations, including a former Alabama Supreme Court Justice and Don Siegelman himself, is lying. Yet CBS offered Ms. Simpson as a credible witness without disclosing these basic facts.

I’ll take A: Lying assed psyco-bitches with reality conectivity issues for 10 please Mathew.

So the question now is will CBS call in Harry Stamper for some good ol time deep core drilling or will you fold like the house of cards you are right now to minise the fallout?

What would be the worst [cough] Dan Rather [/gough] option?

Here’s a thought, maybe the prick was guilty. Just saying.

If Darwin had come to the New Zealand islands

instead of the Galapagos ones he would have moved to Arkansas and taken up teaching creationism.

I present the following evidence…

A woman in a rush to get to a garden party called 111 to ask for help with her sewing.

If there was chardonay involved she must die for the greater good.

Police and other emergency services receive thousands of nuisance and hoax calls each year including heavy breathers, people wanting taxis and those upset that their takeaway meals were bad.

Well in this case I think Oz did get a raw deal. sure the full tac response from the AFO may have been a bit over the top but… I may have said too much.

Last year, a bride in Christchurch, panicked by a large oil stain on her wedding dress, dialled 111 in a desperate plea for help.

To be fair I can understand that one. Especially at todays oil prices.

A man rang to say there were two hedgehogs fighting on his lawn.

Actually he was Presbyterian and they weren’t “fighting’ as such but it needs ta be put a stop to afore it inflames the young folk!

A woman called to get police to make her boyfriend ask for her hand in marriage.

Sweetie he’s gay, move on.

And my personal favorite…

A man rang to say there was a cow at his letterbox - and he was scared.

Please go and die, you’re species is embarased by your continued existance.

And finally if you can’t find one cop who can thread a needle its no wonder you can’t hit a dog at 5 feet with two full mags. you’re fully bloody useless.

Someone with good genetic marterial* please invade my country. (Key under the mat)

*People who have this floating in their gene pool need not apply.

You’re the what now?

I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America’s largest indoor retail shopping areas.

ooooo kay.

Mall Ninja [queue Indiana Jones theme] - Adventures in the realm of Walter Mitty!

I punted one of my new troopies when I found him in a sports shop buying a boot knife because he’d “just been selected for teh Green berets!” Yeah, no, fraid not.

Note to recruiting office, stop phoning it in thanks we give these playground commandos real rifles out here in the world. I thought that was bad… but this Mall Ninja guy is a one man freak show.

If we have a full tactical alert and permission from the local LEOs we also have a Mossberg 500 with less-lethal rounds and two K-frame Smith .38s loaded with 158gr. LRN.Basically, the situation is that we get the call, we lock up the situation, put everything five by five, and cordon the area until the local authorities arrive. We’re cops, we just don’t get the glory.

You’re a bloody loonie.

…when my wife picks me up from work I strap on the “Deadly Duo” of a 27 and 23, each with Bar-Sto .357 bbl.I am writing a proposal to replace our current Mossberg-Smith armament with the following:

3) MP5K-PDW with red-dot sights;
2) G36 rifles using SS109 rounds;
3) Glock practical tacticles in .357 Sig
1) PSG-1 using Fed Gold Medal .308
1) Starlight scope for the PSG-1 in case we lose power in the building.
3) Glock 27 backup guns
3) Kahr P-9 holdouts
I think this would make us capable of facing nearly any situation. I’ll let you know what the management says!!!

“You’re fired you freak show” comes to mind.

When my wife picked me up from work I said “hi sweetie”. Maybe I’m the weirdo and if I’d festooned myself with handguns I’d still be married…. food for thought.

Who is this guy again?

To answer your question about where I work and what I guard, I the liutenant of a 3 man Rapid Tactical Force Team, in one of the nation’s largest indoor retail shopping centers. My job job is to defend and protect the lives of the many shoppers who currently vist this center, and in my line of work you cannot be too careful. My job requires that my weapons be of the highest quality, and compared to the HK94 my Team Leader owns, it is a great gun.

What.a.freak