Student City!

Where the streets are paved with broken glass, the  drunken slappers try hitch rides by flashing their tits… and the wifi is good right next to the duck pond in the square.

Today I urge you to vote…. ACT!

DON’T VOTE LABOUR.

Carry on.

Be careful what you wish for.

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women’s breast implants.

The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Now, thanks to Apple, everyone can be happy.

Hat tip: Sleezy perv reader KRM.

Happy now?

Thought for the day.

Helen Simpson is a very attractive woman who is more likely to draw me to a place than drive me from it.

Christchurch Casino staff are bunch of small minded dickheads who are working hard to ensure they will never ever get the chance to seperate me from my money.

This is an observation not a discussion.

Note to Chris and Helen: Hope you enjoy your stay. Please excuse the current management, we’re addressing some issues that have come to our attention.

Your proposal is acceptable.

Blaez has declined to appear in a t-shirt for the glory of HMWAH and the right to exploit the female form.

I take this as good news…

Gratuitious damp pussy shot.

There you go capt metrosexual I’m not gay but the guy had sex with last night was.

Gaywhale has taken up my boobie challenge but for some reason seems more focused on getting pictures of guys in thongs. Apparently something to do with being so secure in his sexuality that he wants to see semi-naked blokes. Must be an Auckland thing, jafa metrosexual is code for pink oboe player or something.

Meanwhile my version of being secure in my sexuality involves barbed wire, mg emplacements, a minefield and artillery support of security with a goal of NOT seeing naked blokes.

So with that in mind, the damp pussy shot… Here’s naked 16 year old cutie Jessica who just loves bath time.

FARGEN WAR!!

The three B’s of western civilisation, bribery, boobies and beating the opposition!

So Whaleoil gets some fan mail involving breasts. Whoo freaken hoo. He’s gotten all excited about it posted the picture.

Well get some time up sonny, been there done that sold them the t-shirt. Yes I could compete in the groupie stakes but I wont for two reasons 1: I promised I would published those pictures and C: She’s technically not “wearing” a HMWAH shirt as such.

Therefore I’m looking for a team spirited young lady to show fish boy how its done. Go here, pick a product, wear it, take picture, send me a picture and I’ll post it. Do I need to explain that the picture will be of a girl in the shirt????

Your boobies wanted here!

All legitimate entries will receive a Gnome Home of their choice sent to whoever they want. Boys need not apply. Any exceedingly hot girl* brave enough to share her thong moment with us will get a Gnome Village.

*Judge’s decision of what qualifies as ‘exceedingly hot” is based on decades of experience and observation and will not be questioned.

Something for everyone…

to get angry about!

Just getting back to my oh so pc roots.