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If you’re looking for Tiananmen Square

its in fucking China, this is Aotea Square pal.

If you want to preach no politics in sport you came to the wrong place, here politics IS sport and vice versa. We had a civil war over not that long ago.

The huge crowd chanted in Chinese “Proud of China” while speakers expressed their desire for politics and sport to be kept separate.

You want to use violence to force your politics on others, again you’re looking for Tiananmen Square.

“I was standing up with the Tibetan flag when they all came rushing. They ripped off our flags and I took a few punches to the head.”

Planes leave daily. Seeyoubye.

Nice to see the New Zealand police protecting the rights of foriegners to assults kiwis though. Must make you proud to wear the uniform eh guys? 

In another incident, bystander Daniel Klein said three of his friends were taken away by police aftera verbal exchange with thepro-China marchers turned physical.

Travis Rapana, who said the marchers were allowed to “run wild” on Queen St, said he saw another scuffle between marchers and passersby on Queen St.

“It was pretty intense,” said Mr Rapana. “There was a lot of intimidation going on. A lot of people didn’t like it - a lot of Kiwis didn’t like it.”

Thats right, we don’t like it. You might want to do a review of the early 80’s thing because you can only piss us off so far and we don’t need visa’s to stay here. Its ours.

And this shit has to bloody well stop too.

Who the fuck told Maori that they had suddenly aquired the rights over the bodies of OTHER people against their wishes?

Ivy May Ngahooro’s body was taken yesterday, allegedly by her estranged daughter Joanne, and was last night believed to be lying in a home in Taumarunui - against the dead woman’s wishes.

Mrs Ngahooro, who was Pakeha, died on Friday after a long battle with cancer and had been lying at Seddon Park Funeral Home in Hamilton.

She was due to be buried in the city at 11am yesterday - as per her will - but a dispute broke out between her family as she was being loaded into the hearse at 10am.

It is understood Mrs Ngahooro’s estranged daughter arrived from Taumarunui with four carloads of supporters wanting to take her mother back to a marae. The group reportedly pulled the coffin from the hearse, loaded it into a four-wheel-drive and left the funeral home.

This is illegal, amoral and just plain bloody sick. Its time for the police to fucking well harden up and do their bloody jobs.

Mrs Ngahooro’s niece Trish Scoble, who is the executor of her will, said the funeral director tried to stop her aunt’s body from being taken while other relatives called the police.

The director then followed Joanne’s car, which was stopped at a police roadblock where the Maori liaison officer tried to negotiate between the two parties for an hour.The police were unable to do anything, however, and Joanne and her supporters eventually drove off with the body, leaving Mrs Scoble and her family distraught that a loved one could be snatched so easily.

Bull.fucking.shit This is theft, there is no “cultural right” to steal someone else body. It is illegal to offer an indignity to a body though. Get of your fat donut padded asses and fucking well arrest the whole damn lot of them and if they fight you SHOOT THEM! If they wont respect the law they can at least learn to fear it.

What a country, carloads of ganges roaming the place taking peoples bodies and hiding being their race to do it.

Fuck off.

Right I have now used the word fuck in double figures before 9am so I’m going to go have a cup of tea. Soothing and a an actual cultrual right.

When in Rome…

So anyway here I was living in “student city” and not getting invited to all the cool parties and wondering why.

In scarfy town therestwo major players in the party stakes. Linton Camp, home to plastic credit card behind the badge battalion and Massey U where the sheep are nervous.

Ok green hat work I’ve been there done that was issued the camo t-shirt. Too old, too fat, too lazy for that thanks very much.

So for my first year of a BA with a classical mjor I will be taking…
Early Medieval England - byo plague sores.
Greek History - THIS IS… where are we again?
Intro to latin - well how hard can be, the pope uses it all the time.
And…
Warfare in Ancient Greece and Rome - Watch the extra credit for bringing my own ballista to class and slipping the tutor his very owbn set loric segmentata.

Heh heh.

Next term the Crusades… will I get into trouble for bringing a couple of armed and armoured Hospitaletrs to class do you think?       

Some Pictures.

Set your watch to….

Ok… there was a rifle here ten minutes ago…

Luxury riverside residence with indoor out door flow.

A team of dedicated and professional security staff.

Well organised…

.. ish.

What could possibly go wrong?

1st Place & Runner Up in the Silly Hat with Facial Hair competition.

One of these people is not the Mayor of a small town.

Nor are these people.

THWACK

Not thwack, more like creak woosh.

… or something.

Twang, thud.

Ooooo…

Ahhh!

Our friendly…

and helpful…

staff.

always ready…

to leand a hand.

The end.

 

Anglosphere unites to oppose the UN!

With the notable exception of the mother country.

Mother….. country!

Lets take a look shall we, you know you want to.

The United Nations General Assembly has adopted a non-binding declaration on the rights of indigenous peoples after 22 years of debate.

So what I getting is that after 22 years of wank you have produced a meaningless document. Good work Untied Nations, it only takes a kiwi kid getting “defered success” on his NCEA report a couple of hours to do that. But good for you, well done. Here’s lollipop.

The document proposes protections for the human rights of native peoples, and for their land and resources.

Gosh exciting isn’t it readers. Just makes you want to go out and hug an Inuit right now doesn’t it and feel all warm and nobel about it without being in the least bit condescending either.

The General Assembly passed it, with 143 countries voting in favour and 11 abstaining.

Four nations - Australia, Canada, New Zealand and the United States - each with large indigenous populations, voted against.

Damn those evil evil white people again! Bastards!!!!

Of course Britain, the nation that hosts the parasite media organisation BBC who penned this news item I’m sourcing has a large indigenous population too. They are called English (or Anglish if you prefer) who have been there for at least 600 years longer than the first cheap plastic Taiwanese imported “indigenous” people first got blown ashore here. Recent indications are that Britain could well do with some afirmative action of its own to protect its indigenous peoples from the ravages of recent colonisation!

The bottom line here is the UN have attempted to have some of the worst violaters of human rights the planet has ever seen dicatate to those countries who have made efforts of their own to address their own situations while having their own ignored.

The Angloshpere cordialy invites the UN to cram it it up its multiculteral backside and get back to oppressing its own peoples.

Thank you for your interest.

Reason to use your national airline #87

Because if you use a bunch of Arabs* they’ll lose your mother.

Emirates refused to allow Auckland’s John Ozimek, 55, to take the ashes of his mother, Kathleen, on a flight as carry-on luggage. He was forced to pack the urn in a suitcase - with five luggage tags to be extra careful - but the case was lost en route to London.

The airline says it is doing “everything in our power” to find the suitcase, which has now been missing for two weeks.

And not for the first time in my experience the expectation one gets when booking to use this airline and the actual service delivered isn’t quite the same…

They had checked with their travel agent about flying with the ashes, but the airline had responded by saying the urn was too big for carry-on luggage. 

Now imagine an airline flyinmg someones remains to their final resting place. Imagine they lose those remains. Imagine they can’t be arsed communicating with the family.

Now imagine its a western airline losing an Arabs remains.

Yeah, thought so. 

*”Arabs” is used in the context of being an insult for stupid or idiotic behaviour common amongst Commonwealth soldiers arising from all the depolyments in the region over the last hundred years or sole. Its a competency insult, not a genetic. When I make a genetic insult you’ll know. 

And the Oscar for victim goes too…

First shes an utterly crap student.

Then she doesn’t get the free ride she thinks her money should get her and bitches about it.

She goes to the N Z Herald and wants to bitch about it anyomously as well.

Shes gets what she wants, the man who dared cross her is fired out of hand - questions remain unanswered as to what part her wealthy family played in this.

Now SHES the victim and doesn’t feel safe and wants to study somewhere else and scurries off to her home town media to play it up for the tame audience????

Well boo fucking hoo. Don’t let the airplane door hit you ass on the way out of the country.

The more about this exchange that comes to light the less favorable this student looks. Not to mention the administration who made what appears to be a decision based on politics and money.

In other news…

300 is out on DVD today.

There’s a coincidence.

Proud Meatsexual!

Join us and there will be meat!

For all.

I really can’t this taking off at all. You new age pysdo-interlectual plastic hippies will be happy with your veges, carrots, pickles, whatever.  For the rest of us, its ALL about the meat.

The difference is, we don’t go around posturing that we’re better than everyone who doesn’t hold with our way of doing things. Till now.