Sponsor/s wanted! - Friday Night Free For All

March 2, 2007

Do you have an urge to throw wads of cash at someone else’s pet project for the priceless return of getting your name on an event program, and some unsubtle product placement when the TV cameras are running?

Well, then throw your money this direction.

I am currently completing the organisation for a re-enactment event for siege engines to be held in May. Exhibitors and competitors have been sorted, along with the event logistics and program.

What we need at this stage is advertising, and a wad of cash to build this:

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A fairly hefty trebuchet, which stands just under 2 meters tall, and has a 3 meter throwing arm, with a release height of just over 6 meters.

This would be why we’re using a rifle range. Interested wealthy people can email me here.

And yes, I’m too lazy to do two posts, so this is the Friday Night Free For All as well.


Friday Night Free For All

February 16, 2007

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Tonight we look at how Reich Minister Jordan Carter, the Gauleiter of Helengrad has appointed himself as Chief of Interweb Thought Police in a factually impaired propaganda speech full of the usual leftist hyperbole and abuse in an effort to inspire hate and continued vilification of Whaleoil for the Thought Crime of daring to respond to the threats and abuse leveled at him by Farrar Troll Circus.

So thanks for your toxic little spew there. You want to up the ante we’re good to go on this side of the fence. Feel free to have your team of public service trolls just apologise for being abusive little twerps any time you like. They’ve already shown they’re gutless.

And for a reminder of the Minister for Disinformations credentials here he his assisting - clearly knowingly - in the defrauding of the New Zealand public of their money in supporting Labour.

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What he’s hiding is the parliamentary crest indicating that we, yes you and I paid for this publicity effort on behalf of the Prima Facie Party.

Remember never let the fact get in the way of vilification and the promotion of hate towards non-socialists!

So you go ahead and compile your little dossier on all those who dare to not be commies. The facts remain online right there for all to see who bother to look. You guys brought it, you took a slapping and ran away. Now you’re just crying little bitches.

Hey anyone else ever notice that is a conservative calls a leftie “gay” or “fag” he’s a homophobic moron but when they direct it at conservatives it’s the height of wit.

Eat your heart out Oscar Wilde.


Friday Night Free For All

February 9, 2007

On tonight at Sir H’s.

Be there for all the girl on girl action thats out there tonight!


Friday Night Free For All

February 2, 2007

Broadcasting to you tonight from 1965, where Harry Tudor’s contribution to child obesity and Pavlovian auditory/food auto-response flourishes like some kind of PC immune Brigadoon.

Yes, the crass tinny sounds of Greensleeves chimes ring out here in rural New Zealand, and children raid their parents’ change, before running forth from their homes with scant regard for road safety, dietary considerations and hatless, what’s more!

I was actually surprised that a trio of chubby middle-aged women in sensible shoes didn’t pull up in a DHB Flying Squad car, and haul him off for re-education!

Thats right Helen, here we don’t care about global warming, child obesity, and strange men luring children to vans with offers of treats… err. Well, anyway, a mere 30 ks further away from the seat of government has made a world of difference, as far as I can see.

Moving along, have your say if you’re not a festing left-wing denial monkey. We have state TV for that sort of drivel already.


Friday Night Free For All

January 26, 2007

On tonight at Sir H’s


Friday Night Free For All

January 19, 2007

It is my turn, isn’t it? Meh, its Friday, lets go!

Welcome to 100% Sonic Free Friday Night Chat! (Well, you try getting anything out of the public service after 4:30 on a Friday)

Thanks to Fletch for the link. Go HERE to stop the sale of the chainsaw used to destroy a much loved and iconic landmark.

Also, everyone who isn’t a left wing wack job is invited to a BBQ next Saturday. It will be held at my new place, and the BBQ itself will be at the front of the truck, so all the other stuff will have to be unloaded first!

May need some help loading it too.

Oswald will be there, and you never know, he might let you play with his two blazing six guns, or six blazing two guns - depending on liquid intake.

Conservatives, food, alcohol and firearms. Mmmm. You can hear the usual suspects soiling their nappies already.

Meanwhile, THIS is an auction you can get behind. I’m Murray and I approved this auction.


Friday Night Free For All

January 5, 2007

Sing!


Friday Night Free For All

December 22, 2006

Anticipating a quiet evening online as everyone engages in last minute panic spending, but we are here and our operators are standing by.


Friday Night Free For All

December 8, 2006

Sorry team, got distracted by work here at Santa’s Little Sweatshop.

Talk amongst yourselves for a bit.


#23 with a ballista bolt!

November 26, 2006

Hey look at that, the Friday Night Free For All made the WordPress Top 100 of the day.