Yeah! Screw future generations,

what have they ever done for me?

Get behind this new holiday.

If this one is caused by Gorebull warming…

Scientists: Alps largest glacier gone within 20 years SHOCK HORROR!
Then the Fox and Franz Josef glaciers just down the road advancing at 10 times the standard rate means?

Give them a minute and they’ll tell use why this also means gorebull warming and why we’re idiots too stupid to grasp why two contridicting factors mean the same thing.

And for some reason this means that we have to give the Russians half a billion dollars or some such crapola. But they gave Hullen an award for it even though we’re the fourth worst abuser so its all good.

Hey Matt

You’re still a dick.

With a really unhealthy obsession.

Look everyone my very own gorebull warming stalker. Use your real email and I might let your comments up Mr Potty Mouth Poopyhead.

Al gore ladies and gentlemen…

saviour of the planet… and a certain amount of… well MONEY as it turns out.

Mr. Gore doesn’t disclose much about his personal finances, but Bloomberg News came across a regulatory filing disclosing that he recently invested $35 million with the Capricorn Investment Group, a firm that Bloomberg said puts clients’ assets into hedge funds and invests in “makers of environmentally friendly products.” That’s a big wad of cash for someone who reported barely $2 million in assets in 2000, when his job as vice president came to an end.

Nothing like creating a “need” for your own product is there Al?

One would speculate that you could afford a BICYCLE rather than being confined to first class private jet travel. Well at leat you can afford to pay that power bill now.

The Gore Effect goes global!

Twelve-month long drop in world temperatures wipes out a century of warmingOver the past year, anecdotal evidence for a cooling planet has exploded. China has its coldest winter in 100 years. Baghdad sees its first snow in all recorded history. North America has the most snowcover in 50 years, with places like Wisconsin the highest since record-keeping began. Record levels of Antarctic sea ice, record cold in Minnesota, Texas, Florida, Mexico, Australia, Iran, Greece, South Africa, Greenland, Argentina, Chile — the list goes on and on.

If we don’t get that jetsetting asshole off our planet soon we’ll all be hunting polarbears in on the equator!

And for your reading pleasure the lefties just keep on mouthing without enaging brain.

You’re still a dick matt. You’ve always been a dick and you’ll die a dick. A cold one wearing speedos in a snowstorm waving a save the world from global warming sign. penis ambulant. See I am learning latin

Leftie sneaks in…

posts load of wank on post from 2006.

Thinks ah ha, the perfect crime!

As Tim Curray said in the Three Musketeers “Bad timing”.

To remind all, first theres the fact that their high preist of scare mongering has been found to have lied in his “documentry” on 11 major points, he himself uses more power than AFRICA and of course theres the slight yet important detail that in fact even fucking hippies can find the truth if they look for it.

I love it when they come back for more.

Winning the propaganda war

one indoctrinated leftie at time.

Currently where I live is frequenty by lefties who like to do things like wear Bush = Hitler T’s and tell me why its impossible for NASA to have reached the moon etc etc. In kind I invite them to learn about this exciting new concept called soap and perhaps they might like to fuck off and die because no I wont be taking off the NZ/US flag pin I wear.

But every now and then you get one who is like a demented Mormon trying to make quota who trys to save me by simply demonstrating the “facts” to me.

Unfortunately in the war of facts in the global warming climate change struggle these guys are as well equiped as the childrens crusade.

However every now and then you get one who is willing to have a rational scientific debate. It goes like this:

“Chemist” But co2 is a dangerous gas that drives global temperatures! We MUST reduce emmisions or DIE!

Right Wing Fascist Bastard: No it doesn’t.

“Chemist” Yes it IS!

RWFB: Mmmm no it isn’t and shouting doesn’t make you right, it just makes you loud and wrong.

“Chemist”: But the data PROVES IT!!!

RWFB: What data?

“Chemist”: … well… ALL the data.

RWFB: Specifically?

“Chemist”: Well its all well established! (Yes ever sentance IS finished with an exclaimation mark when you’re young and idealistic)

RWFB: Well then what say you scurry off to your computer and get some data from a source pre-1990 on CO2 levels in relation to global temperture for me and take a quick squiz at the iceage, the Medieval hot period and the mini-iceage.

“Chemist”: Fine I will!  (See theres that bloody ideological exclaimation mark again)

A period of time elapses.

“Chemist”: I’ve discovered something! (Yep still there)

RWFB: No you’ve learned something. It was already discovered.

“Chemist”: Its turns out that CO2 levels are actually following temperature change not driving it…

RWFB: Shit. Who’d a thunk it. (You see the conservative delivers a dead pan response because his prey is already the walking dead and the game is all but over)

“Chemist”: But this is the oposite of what was in Al Gores film…

RWFB: The politician?

“Chemist”:… er yeah…. He … … …lied to us?

RWFB: Quod erat demonstrandum. (Because we conservatives are classy at the kill)

And so I have now sewn the seeds of discontent amongst the great unwashed because “chemist” will now tell all his freinds and because hes not a right wing fascist bastard they’ll actually listen.

Which is important because we need to have a rational science, not hysteria, diven evaluation of what is going on. And as we discussed in many follw up conversations we are currently putting all climate eggs in one basket based of a false premise and the only answers we’ve come up with seem to invlove more taxes.

Rather than funding Genetix’s personal wealth for ugly fans that stop turning about the exact time that power usage goes through the roof and the coal fired plants go from idle (70%) to full (100%) I’d like to see some serous everts in the direction of:

A. Finding out what is happening.

B. What if anything can or should be done.

C. Some ideas for adapting to any change. Adapt or die would be what evolution has told us are the choices. We can learn from the dodo or be the dodo.

Feel free to try this yourselves.

One more us, one less of them.

WTF is this?

In a campaign that has spread like wildfire across the Internet, a group of Israeli environmentalists is encouraging Jews around the world to light at least one less candle this Hanukka to help the environment.

No I’m not shitting you.

How about the clerics in Paris tell their “disaffected yoof” to light one less citeron to help the environment this year hmm?

Unfreakenbelievable.

This just in…

Gorebull Warming STILL a load of crap - but even the players common faithful media lapdogs are starting to sugest the Emperors attire might just be a tad revealing.

This is from the Telegraph in the UK where its now legal heresy to question the High Priest of Hysteria and burning at the stake is the only way to save your soul (please note they buy carbon offsets to counter the burning from said HPoH so that you can go to greeny heaven with a reduced carbon footprint which is PC speak for a clean sole).

In 1998 came the answer they were looking for: a new temperature chart, devised by a young American physicist, Michael Mann. This became known as the “hockey stick” because it showed historic temperatures running in an almost flat line over the past 1,000 years, then suddenly flicking up at the end to record levels.

Mann’s hockey stick was just what the IPCC wanted. When its 2001 report came out it was given pride of place at the top of page 1. The Mediaeval Warming, the Little Ice Age, the 20th century Little Cooling, when CO2 had already been rising, all had been wiped away.

But then a growing number of academics began to raise doubts about Mann and his graph. This culminated in 2003 with a devastating study by two Canadians showing how Mann had not only ignored most of the evidence before him but had used an algorithm that would produce a hockey stick graph whatever evidence was fed into the computer. When this was removed, the graph re-emerged just as it had looked before, showing the Middle Ages as hotter than today.

“used an algorithm that would produce a hockey stick graph whatever evidence was fed into the computer” Another way saying he lied his ass off to get the result that had already decided on you mean?

Just who has a vested interest in perpetuating this lie wanyway?

Stage two of the story began in 1988 when, with remarkable speed, the global warming story was elevated into a ruling orthodoxy, partly due to hearings in Washington chaired by a youngish senator, Al Gore, who had studied under Dr Revelle in the 1960s.

Shock horror, never saw that coming did we.

You keep buying into this “we can change the weather with just the right application of taxation” crapola but I have more importatant uses for my brain than to hand it over to a failed washed up charlatan shaman who uses private jets like other people use taxis.

Watching re-runs of Gilligans Island for example.

So what.

They gave one to Arafat too.