So what.

They gave one to Arafat too.

Portrait of a complete moron.

Kate Smurthwaite is the finest example of leftist brainwashing Al (The court ruled liar) Gore can produce. Give us your propaganda speil Katie:

This would be funny… ..it wasn’t so frightening. Some idiot called Stewart Dimmock has decided schools can’t show An Inconvienient Truth to kids because it doesn’t present “both sides of the argument”. What argument? Anybody with half a brain can see human activity is heating the planet up.

If you’ve got half a mind to join the left, you’re over qalified. Yes the old chestnut of “everyone knows”. Well possibly everyone at the East Basingstoke carpet munchers and Trotskite club but out in the real world we actually have a lot of very highly qalified people violently disagreeing over what is quite simply a theory.

Lets look at truth. “because it doesn’t present “both sides of the argument”. No. Because it is a full of unfactual statements and is missleading. It should no more shown as a documentry than Mein Kampf or Bambi.

And hows our love for due process. “Some idiot called Stewart Dimmock has decided”. No dipshit. Stewart hasn’t decided anything, he challenged the attempts to brainwash his and other peoples kids and your god was found wanting. He has even admitted himself that he falsified the information “for effect”. Thats not documentry, thats called “fiction”. Stewart took on you multi-millionare high priest and kicked his ass. Deal with it. Its called “reality”. Where people not on drugs live.

But never let the facts get in way of a full on sycophantic hissy fit…

Speaking of Al Gore though I really hope he gets the Nobel Prize and then decides he will run for US president after all. I suspect the world may genuinely end quite soon if he doesn’t…

</gush gush>?

Jesus get me a bucket! 

Could help noticing Katty that you did not address one single point raised by the court case. That would have required thinking on you part and thats never helpful when the goal is blind faith to the high priests of doom is it. You did however find time to produce the requisite conspiracy theory…

What I can’t seem to find out though are which of the mega-polluters are paying for his campaign.

Its people like you that condoms were invented for. 

Look Kat, Gores out, its all over the world is going to end, ok? Go ahead and top yourself now. We can recycle you as rose food because you are so full of it.

And for the sane. No, not one word is parody. This is the way their little brains work. God help the human race from these cretins.

Court Rules Al Core to be a liar.

Or: The 11 Lies of Al Gore - one more and we’ll have a white Christmas. 

Plucked brutally from Muriel Newman…

Last Tuesday, a British High Court Judge ruled that school children need protecting from political propaganda like Al Gore’s creative film making. The Court action was taken by Stewart Dimmock, a lorry driver and school governor from Kent who argued that his 11 and 14 year old sons should not be subjected to political propaganda and ‘brainwashing’ in the classroom: “I wish my children to have the best education possible, free from bias and political spin, and Mr Gore’s film falls far short of the standard required”, he said.

So, Al Gores “documentry” has been ruled unfit for use in schools for the following reasons:

The eleven inaccuracies the High Court identified in the movie are:

1.The film claims that melting snows on Mount Kilimanjaro evidence global warming. The Government’s expert was forced to concede that this is not correct. (Looks like a LIE you say?)

2.The film suggests that evidence from ice cores proves that rising CO2 causes temperature increases over 650,000 years. The Court found that the film was misleading: over that period the rises in CO2 lagged behind the temperature rises by 800-2000 years. (Hmm sooo you’re saying its a LIE?)

3.The film uses emotive images of Hurricane Katrina and suggests that this has been caused by global warming. The Government’s expert had to accept that it was “not possible” to attribute one-off events to global warming. (A LIE?)

4.The film shows the drying up of Lake Chad and claims that this was caused by global warming. The Government’s expert had to accept that this was not the case. (So that was a LIE?)

5.The film claims that a study showed that polar bears had drowned due to disappearing arctic ice. It turned out that Mr Gore had misread the study: in fact four polar bears drowned and this was because of a particularly violent storm. (Not a LIE, just STUPID? I don’t know, on track record I’m going with LIE!)

6.The film threatens that global warming could stop the Gulf Stream throwing Europe into an ice age: the Claimant’s evidence was that this was a scientific impossibility. (A LIE is it?)

7.The film blames global warming for species losses including coral reef bleaching. The Government could not find any evidence to support this claim. (So its a LIE?)

8.The film suggests that the Greenland ice covering could melt causing sea levels to rise dangerously. The evidence is that Greenland will not melt for millennia. (You saying this is a LIE?)

9.The film suggests that the Antarctic ice covering is melting, the evidence was that it is in fact increasing. (Soooooo a complete LIE then?)

10.The film suggests that sea levels could rise by 7m causing the displacement of millions of people. In fact the evidence is that sea levels are expected to rise by about 40cm over the next hundred years and that there is no such threat of massive migration. (So a LIE then?)

11.The film claims that rising sea levels has caused the evacuation of certain Pacific islands to New Zealand. The Government was unable to substantiate this and the Court observed that this appears to be a false claim. (Would that be called a LIE?)

You know its funny, I would have thought something that big would have actually made the news but I haven’t seen a thing. Especially when you consider the drive is still on to force feed this money making making lie to our own kids.

Someone got TVNZ’s number? 0800 propaganda isn’t it?

I’m making a moral stand!

Thats right, I am now a Conscientious Objector!

In the fight on Climate Change I refuse to take up arms!

I am pround to be the planets first Conscientious Objector in the fight against Global Warming. Even more than this I say this is an illegal war and an unjust one waged by big business for big business with the likes of Al Gore spining their web of lies to perpetuate the myth of WMD.

There is NO weather mass of destruction! Gore lied people were taxed!!!

There has always been weather, I direct you any place on the planet and can produce evidence of “errosion” caused by “weather”.  Now so called experts (who depend on the WMD lie for their grants and funding) will tell you that this so-called “errosion” is not a real phenomenon and in reality the planet has remained static and unchanging for 300,000,000 years (give or take three months and 8 days).

I say to you that this is a lie and that we have always had weather and it has always been changing!!!

As a Conscientious Objector I will not be subject to the taxes that those of you who support this illegal war will be subjected to and I will be exempt from being a party to the new Labour Party currency “carbon credits” that will be used to subvert the economy, punish the rich and pander to the sick lame and lazy!

Join me commrades, do not buy into this lie and persecute an innocent planet that only wants to have tides, winds, rain and eathquakes that are its cultrual right!

Become a Gorbul Warming Conscientious Objector today!

Green Peas destroys the planet to save it!

With their usual massive grasp of reality and huge blind spot for irony Green Peas, the answer the question nobody asked and self appointed Jiminy Cricket to the masses have decided to show us the way.

In what they tell us will “send a clear message” they have decided to help global warming - by killing trees![crowd cheers]*

With these dead tree they will build an ARK!! [insert dramatic chords]*

Well yes it does send a clear message, the message being; you’re a load of useless bloody loonies. One can only assume they’re naming it Ark II or “B” more aptly.

Golgafrincham B in fact.

“I burnt the village as an example my lord”

“An example of what… your STUIPITY???”

Nice work guys, keep cutting down the trees I’m sure it will help inflation or something.

Apparently the secret is to “bang the rocks together” there greenies.

*Production notes included to streamline plagiarism process for SNN

The Great Golbal Warming Swindle.

The video is 1 hour and 15 minutes long, but is worth every minute. It was originally aired on British Channel 4. Truly fascinating.

Hat tip: Samizdata.

An Inconvienient Power Bill

Reality kicks another leftie hypocrite in the nuts.

More of that damned “global warming”

Snow, cold rain, high winds, Skytower closed due to “motion sickness” resulting from the winds.

Welcome to Summer!

The only global warming is my cat sucking up all the heat from the heater.

I can hardly wait till they raise my taxes and put a stop to this heatwave!  </sarcasm>

Hey all you Climate Cycle Deniers!!

ESAD.

Here’s a few new phrases for you to use - they’re actually old terms but they’ll be a new experience for you.

“Medieval warm age”. A time when monks in Britain grew grapes and made wine.

“Mini ice-age”. That would be the blue bit in the middle that looks like a spa pool with some follow up puddles that we’re just coming out of.

Yes you certainly can get an accurate “long term” picture of weather trends if you only look at the last 100 years alright.

Why lie, why the hysteria, whats at stake?

Follow the money people.

Helen Clark rings down for full speed!

Full speed ahead for an entire new round of taxation to combat “global warming”.

Well doesn’t nature just have a real pointed sense of humor.

Another environmentally inspired cock up of titanic proportions anyone?