Well THAT was random.

Why the hell would anyone call my mobile from China at 4 in the afternoon?

I’m against trade with China and won’t do business with any China based outfit. Or indeed anyone who uses Chinese imports.

I don’t know anyone in China. As far as I know that is. Ok sure I do know a couple of slightly shady people who turn up in odd places but they’re all in places sandy and hot this week.

I don’t speak Chinese (with the exception of what I picked up from drivers in Singapore which is not really the sort of thing that going to boost China NZ relations).

My site is blocked in China as is anyone who uses the dreaded Fremen Killword “Democracy” which of course doesn’t include those sell-out commie supporters at google. So it seems unlinkely that someone was just giving me a call to say hey great job on that last post.

So I’m going to assume it was some drug runner or DVD pirate parasite type calling his NZ mule to let him know about the next shipment of crap designed to put locals out of work and kill our industries. And since interpol were tracing the call - because shit lets face it you guys are just not very good at what you do - I now get to look forward to the cops dropping by to see if I have 30,000 copies of The Words Frastest Indrian in my garage. I’ll put the jug on and and get in a couple of dozen donuts.

Thanks man. I look forward to hearing about your three minute trial and immediate execution on the 6 o’clock news.

In closing I’d just like to say FREE TIBET!