“You’re better of with Lairbour!”

With utter lack of all due respect, bullshit.

Govt will ‘make billions’ from emissions plan

More food handouts as living costs soar

Waiting time doubles for heart surgery

Fuel retailer Gull warns it could exit NZ

Alarming figures on teenage crime

Cullen rules out tax-free threshold

Fuel taxes slammed as too big a burden to bear

Key confirms “labour lite” label.

What we were looking for:

John Key today confirmed what everyone expected, that Winston Peters was not going to hold a position in the next government after his party came out against the free trade deal with China.

“For a Foriegn Minister to be against government foriegn policy and to vote against the deal clearly makes his position as a minister untenable” said Key today.

What we got:

Winston Peters could remain foreign minister in a National government if his support was needed for the party to govern, National leader John Key said today.

You’re a real dickhead some days Key. When a demon from another dimension asks you if you’re a God the answer is YES.

Between this and your panty waist bending over for Helen on the section 59 bullshit its looking like you don’t WANT to be PM.  Shape up Smurfette.

FREE TIBET!

Even Tom Colour Me Red Scott has turned on you. Get a clue fools. 

Because our alledged Prime Minister wont do it. FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! 

Get your stinking murdering commie asses out of Tibet!  Free trade with you pricks my pimply white ass.

In support of this I continue to make myself unavailble for the NZ Olympic team. 

Unlike the glory hounds who don’t give a crap about communist oppression in the quest for gold. Looking at you Toddy!

FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET!

Clark smears, Cullen lies, labour continues to flog dead horse.

And all in one episode that just makes Key look better.

This article firstly demonstrates something about Key have an ability that is quite simply impposible for Clark to comprehend let alone possess.

He says “oops, sorry, my bad”.

Even then labour tries to spin it as a blunder and a controversy that is evidence of a “secret agenda”. Expect to ehar that phrase trotted out like an obedient poodle over the enxt few months.

But the real gems a deeper down in this tale of lies and decpetions with acusations made under parliamentry privilage and refuted by the actual people invloved.

Meanwhile, another controversy Labour has targeted will have a sequel today when Northland’s Bay Report newspaper, in which Mr Key was quoted as saying, “We would love to see wages drop”, issues a clarification.

The Bay Report will say it accepted that any impression its report gave that Mr Key wanted wages to drop was incorrect.

Again a case of “opps, sorry, my bad”. Of course this is just red rag to a dying socialist and labour continued to threash their party line but with the added joy of another Cullen lie.

Dr Cullen also claimed Mr Key had tried to bully the editor and newspaper into sacking the reporter who wrote the article.

Hey Ed did Big Bad John bully you?

Northern Advocate general manager Tony Verdon said Dr Cullen’s version of events was incorrect.

“There was never any question of anyone being bullied or sacked for it. That was never an issue and it was never raised with us.”

“Incorrect” would of couse be cautious editor speak for hes a lying assed son of a bitch.

But never let the FACTS get in the way of a good commie conspiracy and 9th floor talking points.

However, the quote has continued to attract barbs from Labour. The Engineering, Printing and Manufacturing Union and Council for Trade Unions* have also used the quote and yesterday issued another round of press releases querying National’s commitment to wage increases.

*Not an arm of Labour… but they do help when Labours busy and their thrashing of Labours agenda is… “coincidence”, yes thats it “coincidence”.

So to summarize. John Key, human, falable able to admit making a mistake. Clark, Cullen and their lap dogs, thrashing a false quote and a lie to deliberately smear.

Hows dem poll guys?

Why is that do you think?

UPDATE: It has been brought to our attention that Tony Verdon is the general manager, not the editor. Of course since an elemetry grasp of English reading skills would have revealed that was infact already made clear in the quote as in:

Northern Advocate general manager Tony Verdon said Dr Cullen’s version of events was incorrect.

Some elementry asumption that “Ed” has more lingual flow to it than “hey general manager” would have saved Tane of the “Lack of Any Standards” the troubler of vetting other peoples sites for them when his own is in such desperate need of a rework. Or a flamethrower.

We are gratful to Tane for his help in pointing out that the only “error” as such that he could indentify was a minor and indeed self explainitory one. We assume by this he has found nothing else in this post he can fault.

On ya Tane.

Unfortuately Tanes comment couldn’t be published due to its multiple violations of HMWAH comments policy.

Specifically: No assholes, no lying assed whinging bitches and no commie lickspitles. (Its called a redundency system for a reason.)

I’m calling it..

Time of death for Clark the future fomer second woman PM of New Zealand… the instant she started talking about deporting the editor of the countries most left leaning paper by saying:

“No one’s talking about deporting the editor of the New Zealand Herald for goodness sake.”

You.just.did.

Thnxby.

Will she give him the kiss of death…

or just hand him “The Black Spot”.

Clark to meet Rudd in Canberra on Wednesday

Either way Kev, you’re screwed. Helen “Penis fingers” Clark is fucking everything she touches this year.

BTW how do you feel about polling that sounds like this eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…  “Time of death…   “

Excuse me?

Deputy Prime Minister Michael Cullen has just told reporters that his understanding is Mr Williams did offer to resign.”Helen told him not to be silly,” Dr Cullen said.

Since when did the elected leader of the non-parliamentry wing of a party answer to the the leader of the parliamentry wing?

Is Helen clark now dismantling democracy WITHIN the labour party as well as without?

Dear dedicated labour party members. You need some time alone to sort your shit out. We’re giving you a three year time out in Novemeber. Then we’ll review. Don’t expect an all is forgiven outcome then either. 

Having said that hes a bloody lair in this quagmire of lies, deception, shaddy bagmen, foriegn rich pricks and purchased political position. He should resign.

He just shouldn’t be alone in the queue.

To quote me

“The fact is that lefties love democracy - right up untill they get a result they don’t like. Then all bets are OFF.”

This is a regualar feature of online polls -

The result of the poll - asking “Is NZ becoming a less free and democratic country?” - was running at about 80 per cent “yes”.

But at 3pm, it switched and a massive majority now said “no”.

Damn its almost like one person decided the result was politically unsound and decided to change it.

The poll was pulled and nzherald.co.nz’s technical team has established that a single hacker managed to vote more than 5000 times in a period of about 10 minutes.

Uh huh.

But wait its only “disafeected yooff” so no harm.

A person identifying themselves as an Auckland teen who is interested in politics contacted the Herald by email and phone this afternoon. He admitted that he had changed the results and apologised for distorting debate.

Lets not factor in that its not unheard of for this sort of thing to come out of public service addresses.

Democracy? Not if it doesn’t suit them. No doubt a future minister.

“The purpose of government is whatever the government says it is”

Helen Elizabeth Clark

That final score again:

The corrected poll - giving the hacker one vote as a nod to democracy - reads like this: 3259 votes cast in total, 81 percent of people (2626 votes)said yes, NZ is becoming less free and democratic but 19 percent (633 votes) disagreed.

You’re better off with Labour? On what planet?

Good question

When is the Government going to get this message: democracy is not a device to keep the Labour Party in power.

REALLY good question in fact.

The fact is that lefties love democracy - right up untill they get a result they don’t like. Then all bets are OFF.

Labour MP - No law applies.

Another case of the simian triptic of the free pass as embodied in the person of the speaker of the house. 

Anywhere else, anyone else, any other party and the violent offender would not have had the trauma of damp paper on the back of the hand.

Cabinet minister Trevor Mallard apologised to Parliament today for his fight in the lobby and Speaker Margaret Wilson said she was not going to ask the Privileges Committee to hear a complaint about it from Rodney Hide.

That is almost certainly the end of it as far as Parliament is concerned, although Mr Hide is still considering going to the police.

This is Helen Clarks “new standards of accountability”.

Margret Wilson is - as she always has been - utterly unfit for and entirely partisan in the role of speaker of the house.

And finally no, it is NOT the end of the matter. You work for us and every three years we get the oportunity to fire you.

Plan for it.