Well there’s a scarey concept.

Into the Mind of Murray Hill

From the search results.

For the person looking for US Marines buried in New Zealand your best bet might be the US Embassy in Wellington.

 

“You’re better of with Lairbour!”

With utter lack of all due respect, bullshit.

Govt will ‘make billions’ from emissions plan

More food handouts as living costs soar

Waiting time doubles for heart surgery

Fuel retailer Gull warns it could exit NZ

Alarming figures on teenage crime

Cullen rules out tax-free threshold

Fuel taxes slammed as too big a burden to bear

Ten days.

Thats how long it would have taken Caesar to build the bridge and put 40,000 men accross it. But due to our technological superiority…

The bridge will cost $32 million and take two to three years to build.

No its a not a new Auckland harbour crossing, just a pissant back road access bridge less than 500 meteres long that carries lest than 8,000 crossings a day.

Lets wait till it falls down and then blame the construction shall. Everyone who built it dead anyway so they wont mind being blamed.

Production notes for TV3

Willie Apiata is NOT “New Zealands most decorated soldier”.

Stop just plucking random “sounds good” phrases out of your collective asses and do some basic research.

And decimation STILL means one in ten, not whatever you think it should mean at the time.

You people are amatures.

What to Helen Clark and Barack Husein Obama have in common?

They both have the coveted Hammas endorsment.

Whoo hoo.

Vote for Obama, Muslim terrorists want you too!

I’m sold.

They’re inside the yellow signs and they’re attacking your base.

SHOOT THEM!

Its about bloody time that this country woke up. We’re a soft target and we’re going to be hit. In fact we just were. Unsuprising especially with this softcock approach. If that base was being worked by a private company FIRE THEM, then sue for breech on contract. If it was military then court martial the unit commander and the durty officer for dereliction of duty, post the rest to HMNZS Irirangi see how they like the mountain view.

Slap a combat unit in there and rotate so they stay awake.

I don’t care where the religious fanatics come from or what their agenda is. They are terrorists. That Defence Area sign is not a joke, you can be killed by getting inside them and attacking stuff. When people plan to ram the gates and destroy millions of dollars in hardware - YOU SHOOT THEM.

The next wannabes will think twice.

Winston Peters threatens NZ Media.

First you refuse to pay back our money that you stole and stiff the people you took it from by trying to buy some PR with our money…

New Zealand First will declare which charities it has given money to in its bid to atone for the $158,000 in taxpayer funds it unlawfully spent at the last election.

Then you expect to silence the media reporting it with a really subtle threat?

But he attacked the media for its interest in the issue saying “perhaps it is time to review the rules governing overseas ownership of the New Zealand media”.

Why don’t you get on a plane to Harare there Winston, it seems more like your sort of place. Seriously, get the fuck out of my country. We already have too many anti-democracy arseholes in our parliament.

You will not be missed.

Amatures get it wrong again.

When I was sitting the test for my firearms liscence I had a sit though a mountain safety council lecture on firearms safety and handling.

The instant they head hunter found out I was army I was a marked man. He gleefully informed the class (90% of whom I wouldn’t trust with a spud gun) that I was “dangerous” and he would take great delight in failing me. Apparently I had an “attitude problem” because like all soldiers I referred to weapons as weapons not “firearms” as all decent peace loving pixies of the mountains do.

This meant that I was a threat to all and sundry because I saw what I was holding as being an instrament of death and destruction while he and his band of tree elves saw them as “tools” for a job.

Long term readers will of course be asuming I didn’t sit there and take it. Quite so. I took the position that he rationale was in fact upside down. I also casually pointed out that he had just gotten through telling us a series of horror stories about all the people who had been killed in the previous months (FIVE) by hunters. This included people leaving things loaded and the number one killer - taking a shot when you shouldn’t. Including shooting at an open ridge line and taget miss-identification.

I followed this up with the fact of the army having fired off several million rounds in the same period and not having killed anyone we didn’t mean to because

a: we hit what we’re aiming at

b: we’re really hard on target indentification and safety.

He got a little bitter and twisted and kept up his “all soldiers are cowboys” rant for the rest of the evening and kept me after everyone else had left so he didn’t have to admit I’d scored 100% of their bullshit paper test and his joy at failing me had met with “defered success”.

There’s a fundemental difference between hunters and soldiers. Soldiers use wepons as a profession. Hunters use “firearms” to be amatures.

You don’t “mistake” a man for a deer, you FAIL to correctly identify your taget.

One man is dead, the guy who killed him will have to live with taking out his own daughters boyfriend, a father, mother and sister have lost someone and the ripples expand to other family and friends.

Because one man shot like an amature.

One round and you’ve turned a lot of lives to shit forever. Thats all it takes.

Assume you’re going to hit what you’re aiming at. If you don’t know where you’re shooting buddy is assume he’s in the splash area and be ABSOLUTELY sure of what you’re shooting at.

Because you can call that thing in your hands a daisy for all it matters, its STILL a weapon.

Just some advice from a man with an attitude problem. Who has never killed anyone.

DPF’s bullshit poll to push his agdenda.

Jesus Dave why don’t you just publish the results now and save the chirade of stacking the ballots?

David first tells us all about how polling outfits can regulate the results of their surveys by stacking the questions.

Then we get his own little capitalist driven poll question on the left.

Should employees be allowed to work on a public holiday

if they wish to earn extra money?

Firstly a strawman question, follwed by what we IN THE TRADE call end loading a question in a double barral format.

Yes - it is their right

No - I know what is best for them

Not just a simple yes or no to his heavily laoded question but if you do not follow Davids line of “he has no family and he wants to be making money 24/7 and everyone else can cram it” thinking then you both have to firstly violate someones “rights” closely followed by forcing your opinions on them.

Firstly it is not anyones RIGHT to work all day every day. It never has been. For those of you that came in late there was a time when you did your shopping once a week on a late night usually either a Thursday or Friday. The concept of Saturday trading is actually quite recent let alone the 24 hour shit we see now.

Secondly David, like John Key is horribly out of touch with working conditions for people at the bottom of the food chain where having a “right” doesn’t mean you’re going to exercise that “right” without consequence. If employers (and employees) were all even handed and fair people there would be no such thing as the employment tribunal.

When an employer tells you to work you have the choice of working or finding yourself getting less hours. If that means your kids know you by a photo and the guy sleeping late on Easter morning thats fine with Dave because he wants you to have the right to have more money!

Screw the fact that to many people time with their kids is actually more valuable than minimum wage. Dave says its all about the money!

For many many low income workers the statutory holidays are the ONLY time they can be sure they will be able to get some family time without being presured by their employer to work.

I challange David to run two polls together. First his neolinguisic programing for his position and then one for the workers.

Should employees be coerced into working on a public holiday

if they wish to spend time with their families?

Yes - If they don’t like it they can be replaced!

No - We’ve already abolished slavery once in this country why are we trying to reinstitute it?

Full marks for trying to be cute DPF. 0 out of 10 for honesty.