There’s no such thing as a former Marine.

March 31, 2008

They’re just taking a break.

If the police were REALLY stupid they would charge this guy.

March 14, 2008

But he’d elect trail by jury and his peers would find him guilty… of doing the job the cops wont.

The man was returning to his car after grocery shopping at New World in Botany on Tuesday night when the teens attacked him.

They punched and kicked him, and stole his wallet and groceries before fleeing in a stolen Subaru car.

The enraged victim, who does not want to be identified for fear of retribution on his family, followed his attackers and rammed their car.

Ok lets play some John Lennon for a moment… imagine if every little gang of punk ass shitheads got the crap rammed out of them of seriously smacked over every time they tried to beat up random people and take their property…


If someone happens to know where donations can be sent I have a DB that needs drinking.

Lets New Zealandise that headline!

February 28, 2008

50 men were taken into custody today and will face charges inculding assault & disorderly behaviour.

Two victims were treated for shock and will recieve counselling.

But happliy for the Anglosphere it happened in Oz so it reads like this:

Bingo for Bear’s bikers! Bandits’ number’s up

Police said the robbers raided the Regents Park Sporting Club about 8.50pm yesterday, ordering people at the bar to lie on the floor.

But the robbers failed to notice 50 members of the Southern Cross Cruiser Club enjoying a drink in the nearby auditorium.

Failed the all important “are you a dickhead test” there by the look of it. And for your viewing pleasure we even have CCTV footage. Sweeeet. 

Nice window dive… ashole.

Good show chaps… right then, back to the bar for tea and medals eh?

You can visit them here and if they’re quick they’ll put up a paypal Beer Button.*

*Note on this occasion DB may be exhanged with VB.

Judge Blakie – Defender of dignity & respect.

November 24, 2007

OURS for a change.

“I have reached a clear conclusion that the protest act not only constituted offensive behaviour, but in all the circumstances and balancing exercises cannot be protected by the Bill of Rights.”

Anzac Day was a time for sombre reflection, which held an aura of dignity and respect, Judge Blaikie said.

Good work that man.

You go that dipshits? You do not have the right to burn my flag.

Now to have the punisment fit the crime… gimmie a match.

Note: Work out ther categories for yourselves. Its either self evident or you’re lost.

Santa Claws is coming to town…

November 12, 2007

and some of you have been werrrrry bad by the look of it…


No, in fact its not Christmas, but it is a good chance for you younger members of the blogosphere to find out why us fat old buggers and some not so old ones might actually be worth listening to once and a while.

If not, you’re free to do whatever the hell you like. Because guys like these made it so.

Also they make good stand in Santas if the MkI is busy.


October 2, 2007


Allen, save me that Pajamas at the Gate cartoon if you still have it. You know the one with me in it.

And thats called kicking ass.

August 22, 2007

By the looks of this speech John “Fitzgerald” Key just elected himself PM.

I believe what Thomas Jefferson said – that the price of freedom is eternal vigilance. We cannot and we must not take democratic freedoms for granted.

Because, in reality, it is not a Bill of Rights that protects our rights. It is not up to a solicitor in the Crown Law Office or an official in the Ministry of Justice. In the end, it is not up to the government at all.

The protection of rights lies with us, the citizens of New ZealandThere are times when we have to stand up for our rights, and the rights of our neighbours and friends, and indeed the rights of people we totally disagree with, or else these rights will begin to erode away.

Way to make those socialists heads spin, quote Jefferson at them. This speech should be read in full. ..shortly before decide who to vote for preferably.

Cpl Willie Apiatea VC

July 2, 2007

Colin Espiner - blithering idiot of the press reports:

BREAKING NEWS: An SAS officer who carried a severely wounded fellow soldier across open ground under heavy fire while in Afghanistan has been awarded the Victoria Cross by the Queen.

1. Cpl is an NCO rank not an officer.
2. HMTQ has NOT awarded him anything, she has approved the award. He has yet to be presented with it. It will look like a Labour party rally when it happens with all the leftie anti-war types smirking up for a photo-op. My fathers greatest concern at his last pesentation was that he might have to be nice to head witch herself but it was only a minor flunky – Mallard – who showed up amongst his betters.

In his column Espiner manages to name Clark four times and Apiatea three times and seems a little light on detail. Who the hell won the medal again?

Stuff does better and actually tells us about Apiatea and the other three (unidentified for secutrity reasons) SAS soldiers (one of whom actually IS an officer) who have also won awards.

Smells a lot like combat out there. Its almost like theres a war on or something…

Citations here.

Australian Comedian to be Deported

May 9, 2007

Peter Hellier has had a security certificate issued against and is to be deported as soon as authorities locate the well know side kick pf Rove McManus according to a PM’s office spokes person. No reason was given for this unusual measure but it denied that it was in anyway related to Hillers comments that he found it really funny that the New Zealand PM had a girls name.

On ya Peter, balls of steel that man.

Bush resigns!

May 5, 2007

We all have our disagreements with President Bush. Immigration, U.S. Attorney firings, Iraq, Darfur, etc. are all hot topics these days. The following “speech” was written yesterday by an ordinary Maineiac. While satirical in nature, all satire must have a basis in fact to be effective. An excellent piece by a person who does not write for a living. Sent with the author’s permission.

The speech George W. Bush SHOULD give:

Normally, I start these things out by saying “My Fellow Americans.” Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don’t know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you’re really not fellow Americans any longer.

I’ll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you: there’s been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office.

The reason I’m quitting is simple. I’m fed up with you people.

I’m fed up because you have no understanding of what’s really going on in the world. Or of what’s going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out.

Let’s start local. You’ve been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media. Polls show that the majority of you think the economy is in the tank. And that’s despite record numbers of homeowners including record numbers of MINORITY homeowners. And while we’re mentioning minorities, I’ll point out that minority business ownership is at an all-time high. Our unemployment rate is as low as it ever was during the Clinton Administration. I’ve mentioned all those things before, but it doesn’t seem to have sunk in.

Despite the shock to our economy of 9/11, the stock market has rebounded to record levels and more Americans than ever are participating in these markets. Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most of you are too damn stupid to realize that gas prices are high because there’s increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a small handful of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and beachfront property than your economic security.

We face real threats in the world. Don’t give me this ~blood for oil” thing. If I was trading blood for oil I would’ve already seized Iraq’s oil fields and let the rest of the country go to hell. And don’t give me this ‘Bush Lied People Died’ crap either. If I was the liar you morons take me for, I could’ve easily had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could be ‘discovered.’ Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty. Let me remind you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had the goods, same as me. Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was official US policy before I came into office. Some guy named ‘Clinton’ established that policy. Bet you didn’t know that, did you?

You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back during the cold war, there were two major competing political and economic models squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the Communists wanted to survive, just as we do. We were simply able to outspend and out-tech them.

That’s not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don’t care if they survive. In fact, they want to die. That’d be fine, as long as they weren’t also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can. But they are. They want to kill you. And the bastards are all over the globe.

You should be grateful that they haven’t gotten any more of us here in the United States since September 11. But you’re not. That’s because you’ve got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement and homeland security people have worked to make sure of that. When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight. I’m disappointed how many of you people think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of ‘Survivor’.

Instead, you’ve grown impatient. You’re incapable of seeing things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do. You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops.

Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy. Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you send a donation to a cut-and-run Democrat’s political campaign, well, dammit, you might just as well Fedex a grenade launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing.

In this day and age, it’s easy enough to find the truth. It’s all over the Internet. It just isn’t on the pages of the New York Times or on NBC News. But even if it were, I doubt you’d be any smarter. Most of you would rather watch American Idol.

I could say more about your expectations that the government will always be there to bail you out, even if you’re too stupid to leave a city that’s below sea level and has a hurricane approaching. I could say more about your insane belief that government, not your own wallet, is where the money comes from. But I’ve come to the conclusion that were I to do so, it would sail right over your heads.

So I quit. I’m going back to Crawford. I’ve got an energy-efficient house down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to be fully self-sufficient. No one ever heard of Crawford before I got elected, and as soon as I’m done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it again. Maybe I’ll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of America fall.

Oh, and by the way, Cheney’s quitting too. That means Pelosi is your new President. You asked for it. Watch what she does carefully, because I still have a glimmer of hope that there’re just enough of you remaining who are smart enough to turn this thing around in 2008.

So that’s it. God bless what’s left of America. Some of you know what I mean.

The rest of you, * off.


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