What is sound of one paw clapping?

Depends what dumass gets in its way.

Cats rule, dogs drool.

Can’t walk, trapped in front of computer.

Bastard ancestors!

Stupid gout!!!!

Fine I’ll look at the funny pictures.

Jessica T Hill

23rd October 1990 - 19th Feburary 2008

Well this isn’t stressful at all.

Well having managed to scrape up the money to get Jess an operation I get to take her in tomorrow morning and then wait for a call to tell if to come and get her… or her body. As the doc is giving her a better than lotto shot of dying while shes out.

This was the deal I made with her 17 years ago and shes stuck by her end of it and I’ll be sticking by mine.

I’m told animals don’t have souls and consequently they don’t go to heaven, however according to my personal belief system if there exists a place without animals the word I’d use for it isn’t “heaven”. So if there are those of you out there like me who are godless heathens who are destined to “rot in hell” please spare a good wish for my small friend tomorrow.

New Cat Blogger cartoon from Ferdy and his human pet Bruce.

All I can say is OUCH.

Happy Birthday!

Jessica the master paw behind HMWAH turns 17 today.

She can be seen here supervising HMWAH HQ from the Command Deck. (Now fitted with a sheepskin for extra comfort.)

Permenant Team.

Cpl. Kory D. Wiens & Cooper 

KIA together July 6th 2007. Laid to rest together July 18th, Salt Creek Cemetary, Dallas.

A party political bordcast on behalf of the furball party.

Vote 4 Sally!

Campaigning on the “Dogs are stupid” platform.

Common sense is always appealing.

I’m Jessica T Hill and I approve this message.

Hell the PM is a dog, I’m sure a cat can be an MP.

Project Tentage.

There is a world of difference between what I think I’m doing and what I’m actually doing. Fortunately I have two advisers to keep me up to speed on what it is I’m up to. For example at 05:30 this morning I thought I was sleeping. This turned out to be wrong and what I was actually doing was getting Jess some jellymeat… no NOT the biscuits! Jellymeat dumass!

This afternoon I was under the delusion that I was setting up my Roman tent to check the measurements before cutting sewing the sides and ends.

In fact what I was doing was setting up a feline sun shade with centrally located leaning/scratching post. You can in theory get 8 Legionaries (practically 6 because 25% are always on duty) into one of these and this is the high NCO’s version as well. In practice you can fit just one black and white cat because its HERS!

Thanks dad, just the right size!

As an aside you can see that the canvas is just pegged on and there are only 6 lines not the final 14 but it is surprisingly stable. The aim is to make 4 of these for a school teaching program I’ve written.

Anyone wishing to comment on the authenticity of canvas is welcome to buy me the 40 odd goat skins needed to get all “genuine”. Till then, canvas it is.

You have to sleep some time bitch!

How many pissed off cats can you get on one site?

Almost all of them by the look of it.

You’re all coming back as mice.