Ancient history.

Everything you need to know to understand ancient history you can learn from the following words.

paria udonum ab Sattua solearum duo et subligariorum duo

Everything louder than everything else…

but NOT loud enough!

Stupid university computer can’t get enough volume on my headphones for Meatloaf to corrupt the youth around me.

But then by definition you can never have Meatloaf loud “enough”.

Thought for the day.

DUCK!

General purpose word for the weekend.

von Dänikens razor

“Anything that can’t categorically be proven not to have been done by aliens was definately done by aliens.”

WARNING: Do not use for essay asignments. Occam is safer if you have a fondness for passing.

Cats are very sensitive…

they sense your every emotion…

 

They just don’t give a crap.

Good question

When is the Government going to get this message: democracy is not a device to keep the Labour Party in power.

REALLY good question in fact.

The fact is that lefties love democracy - right up untill they get a result they don’t like. Then all bets are OFF.

Thought for the day

“23,906 people who were born in New Zealand settled in Australia during the 2006-07 year.”*

Discuss.

*Stats NOT supplied by NZ Lairbour Party who couldn’t tell the ruth with a gun held to their heads. Does not inculde former Tampa “refugees” who now have NZ passports and visa free access to Oz. Nice rusty unlocked back-door you have there John.

Details here.

Thought for the day.

A timely reminder.

Hmmm….

Things that make you old*.

Driver: Fuck fuck fuck fuck!
CC: What was that for?
Driver: One for each of the thirty cal rounds that just smaked off the trim vane right in front of my seat!
CC: How you can tell it was thirty?
Driver: It didn’t COME THROUGH and I don’t appear to be a red fucking smudge in the cargo bay!
CC: Can you SEE where you’re going?
Driver: No, I’m using The Force.
CC: Why can’t you see????
Driver: Well the dirt from the shell bursts seems to have accumulated on the engine deck and is blocking the periscopes. Can I have a hint? Seeingeye dog maybe? [Can I put in a vote for not continuing with my foot flat to the floor?]
CC: I think we might be too far into the impact zone.
Driver: ……!!!! [YA THINK????]

RSO: Check fire check fire check fire. All callsigns halt immediately and remain where you are.

CC/Driver: Shit

Friendly fire. Like “Ex-Wife” but slightly less hostile.

Admit it, if we had taken a direct from one of the 105’s or it had been .50 instead of .30 you would have missed me (They didn’t). Some of those live fire exercises were more interesting than others and there’s nothing like getting the complete and undivided attention of almost every senior officer in the army for causing a check fire during their most expensive game since the Americans stopped playing with us and paying for everything expendable and letting us steal everything that wasn’t.

Thanks David you fat prick.

However since there was never anything official put on paper and no-one (ME) was charged I’m assuming it never happened so any PTSD and associated nighmareswill have to be atributed to extreme vehicle maintainence or track bashing above and beyond or possibly those traumatic vists to the mess. Meh.

Anyway thats as hairy as it ever got for me and I’m happy with that.

*Events may not have actually taken place.

Then you get people like Bill who have a sack full of them from which to select a tagline.

That’ll keep your local beer outlet owner in good with bank manager I’m thinking.

Thought for the day.

Helen Simpson is a very attractive woman who is more likely to draw me to a place than drive me from it.

Christchurch Casino staff are bunch of small minded dickheads who are working hard to ensure they will never ever get the chance to seperate me from my money.

This is an observation not a discussion.

Note to Chris and Helen: Hope you enjoy your stay. Please excuse the current management, we’re addressing some issues that have come to our attention.