URGENT WARNING.………

ALIENS ARE COMING TO EARTH ON SATURDAY. THEIR  MISSION  IS TO ABDUCT ALL GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.

YOU WILL BE SAFE;   I’M JUST EMAILING YOU TO SAY GOODBYE.

See…

As 2010 is my third year at university and catapults have proved to be somethign of a diversion I’ll only be working on one thing outside my academic work next year. There will be no exhibitions, events, talks, WMD Weekend, powerpoint presentations, audio scripts, breakfast radio interviews or new plans made avaiable. Nothing, zip zlitch nada.

The one project I will be undertaking is of course possibly a bit larger than previous ones. If I was NASA we’d be at about the Saturn V point in development.

I started with Tiny: (A free plan is here)

Followed by Katie: (Yeah like I’m going to give up this plan for free)

About Christmas 2010 Big Tim will operational. A 6.6 metre throwing arm swinging counterweight trebuchet. Thats 26′ 7″ for those of you stuck in Imperial measurement time.

Yeah its a little on the largish side. Actually with the arm vertical its about 10.5 metres in the air with the release point of the ball being at about 14 metres HAG (46 feet). Since the ammo is 16lb bowling balls I would recommend not standing in the impact area (Note to self: Add that to the risk management plan, avoid being hit by 16lb bowling ball doing 160k/h. Important safety tip.) The local mill is donating the timber and in fact he’s custom milling it for me. There will of course be other expenses for the fittings. So if you do feel inclined to help out you can donate to the 22AD Research Fund via paypal. If you would like a copy of the tennis ball ballista plan for you donation let me know.

In late 2009 news I’m now past 10,000 words of the 20,000 word book on catapults as detailed in the post two below from this one. Hopefully I’ll be done before Christmas… this year. If you are interested in getting a copy let me know in the comments.

As both my regular readers know I’m a poor student living on noodles and mouldy bread and I have to walk 8 miles through the snow to get to school (which is damned hard in mid summer I can assure you!) My catapulting is entirely funded by what I can find down the back of the cushions and several very generous donations from military types who shamelessly encourage my violent tendencies which I then pass on to the local youth disguised as “history”. So once again I’m holding my hand out as I have a pressing need for two particular books:

Greek And Roman Artillery, Technical Treaties
E. W. Marsden
And
Greek and Roman Artillery. Historical Development
E. W. Marsden

For those in the business Marsden is the bible for ancient catapults and you’re either a disciple or a heretic, but Marsdens is The Word you’re fighting over.

These books are of course quite expensive so if you feel inclined to help out with the cause but don’t have the loose change to go about buying books for strangers you can donate through paypal to the 22AD Research Fund. The research fund goes towards building new machines and research material which can include research into the effects of alcohol at post event bbq’s.

“Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing.”
Albert Einstein

I believe beer helps this research process at the “what the hell am I doing” end of the scale. While I don’t believe in the something for nothing principle I’m happy to give anyone who donates anything a copy of my tennis ball ballista plan. which you can view here and here.

Just out of interest if everyone who had downloaded my trebuchet plan had donated $1 I could have bought both these books, all the text books (23) for my next year at university… and a car.

In catapult related news I’m working on two books at the moment based on my research and this may well be related to the two books mentioned above. I’m writing a boring academic one and I’m editing a kids version of it written by a friend of mine who is much better at getting to the point and not waffling a load of verbose bollocks. they should be available mid next year. Email me if you’re interested in a copy and I’ll put you on a notification list.  22adartillery AT gmail DOT com

Some of you may recall that a while back the Marines at the Embasy in Wellington very kindly presented Joan Ellis with a string of pearls in recognition of her self published book A String Of Pearls wich is a compilation of letters and stories from New Zealand woman and US marines who tell how it was to grow up in a world at war and what it was like for them in New Zealand during WWII. Joan is a resident of Paraparaumu where the Marines was based during the Second World War and they deployed to Pacific theatre from Wellington.

I posted it a while back and as you can Joan has commented on the post letting us know that she has both revised A String of Pearls and published her second book, Follow Me Back in Time which tells of Joans growing up during the depression years. From the blurp its looks like some very interesting stuff.

Both books are self published by Joan and frankly I think its a travesty that no publisher was willing to run with a A String of Pearls at the very least, but thats the political climate we live in.

You can take a look at them and purchase from Publishme.

A String of Pears

Follow me back in time.

Labour Party leader Phil Goff is demanding stern punishment for under-fire MP Hone Harawira.

The attitudes behind his statements, not simply the language, have no place in New Zealand politics, he says.

He’s got to be held accountable for what he did, no excuses.

Phil Goff seems to be the only politician to have gone for the throat with the simple reality that the problem is not how Harawira said something but the essence of WHAT he said. It is racist and reflects an attitude incompatable with being an MP in this country.

Harawira probably picked a bad time to piss Goff off considering the aniversary.

Good work Phil.

someone joins Hone Harawira is a knob on Facebook.

Fascinating and true statistic.

Captain Matthew Charles Ferrara Silver Star
14 October 1983 – 9 November 2007

For exceptionally valorous conduct during Operation Enduring Freedom on 22 August 2007 at the “Ranch House” near Aranas, Afghanistan. While assigned as a platoon leader in Chosen Company, 2D Battalion (Airborne), 503D Infantry, 173rd Airborne Brigade Combat Team, 1LT Ferrara’s courageous leadership and calm demeanor under fire were instrumental in repelling an overwhelming attack by an enemy force three times larger than his own. During three hours of intense combat 1LT Ferrara expertly led his men in the defence of the Aranas Outpost until he was able to call for air strikes Danger Close to his own position to neutralize the enemy threat. His actions reflect great credit upon himself, the Rock Battalion, the Bayonet Combat Team, and the United States Army.

Trebuchet
1st Yankee Siege                  ** 2034.21’      620.03m
2nd Merlin                                   1535.31’       467.96m
3rd American Chucker           1427.28’      435.04m

Torsion
1^st Roman Revenge II             1734.85’      528.78m
2^nd Onager                                   1431.87’      436.43m

That was a new world record by Yankee Siege by the way.

Ok so who has got about $500,000 so I can go next year and make a spalsh?

*This would be one of those world championships that seems to only be held in the US.