Everything louder than everything else…

but NOT loud enough!

Stupid university computer can’t get enough volume on my headphones for Meatloaf to corrupt the youth around me.

But then by definition you can never have Meatloaf loud “enough”.

Just in time for my birthday too!

How cool are these Roman warship models and buildings?

Of course the fact that i only own three socks - thats three actual socks, not three pairs - has already solved the shopping problems for everyone I share ancestors with so its up to you the random reader.

Wont be holding my breath.

TV3 Wrong… AGAIN. Maybe I should just say still.

For those that were watching the little messages scrolling accross the screen this morning you would have seen that in Austalia the place where Ned Kelly died is being excavated.

Really?

No.

The place they are digging up is the site of the Glenrowan Inn where Kellys gang had themselves a bit of a shootout on the 28th June 1880. They fought the law and the law won. Kelly was taken, tried and hanged on the 11th November that year.

Neds remains were uncovered on the site of an abandoned prison along with the remains of 31 other excuted felons in March this year.

This information is freely available and took me 12 seconds to find (I’m not a fast typist), the only information I started with was knowing that Ned was hung not killed during the shootout. You evidently launched from fantasyland.

So TV3 are you confused over the excavation site or just plain bloody lazy? Are you a news source during what you have billed as your “news” or are you selling “fictional entertainment” inccorectly labeled? 

If I had the time and the will to check everything you tell would I find ANYTHING that was actualy accurate?

Ten days.

Thats how long it would have taken Caesar to build the bridge and put 40,000 men accross it. But due to our technological superiority…

The bridge will cost $32 million and take two to three years to build.

No its a not a new Auckland harbour crossing, just a pissant back road access bridge less than 500 meteres long that carries lest than 8,000 crossings a day.

Lets wait till it falls down and then blame the construction shall. Everyone who built it dead anyway so they wont mind being blamed.

Whatever “it” is Labour is certainly full of “it”.

Ok so they set up a “regional fuel tax” in answer to skrocketing fuel prices.

Odly this turns out to really piss people off. So now just having passed this legislation they are going to veto regional councils actually using it… thus making themselves the geros of the common people! All hail Dear Leader!!! All persons are happy happy joy joy!!

What a big festering load of bollocks.

The goverment could HALF fuel prices overnight if they were worried about us. Thats how much of what were paying at the pump is actually tax.

Meanwhile they travel one to a car in their flash new cars.

Piss off losers. 

Quote of the week - if not the year.

“If they are old enough to do something like that, they’re old enough to go to jail.”
Ivan Wheaton

You go Ivan. We should base a legal system on this premis. Oh wait we did, but them we pulled it apart.

Production notes for TV3

Willie Apiata is NOT “New Zealands most decorated soldier”.

Stop just plucking random “sounds good” phrases out of your collective asses and do some basic research.

And decimation STILL means one in ten, not whatever you think it should mean at the time.

You people are amatures.

What to Helen Clark and Barack Husein Obama have in common?

They both have the coveted Hammas endorsment.

Whoo hoo.

Vote for Obama, Muslim terrorists want you too!

I’m sold.

ESAD Hager.

 

Wishart would have called it something else but I was already using it as blog gategory.

We wont miss you Helen and your “lasting legacy” is the phrase now embedded in New Zealand politics “as bad as Muldoon, not as bad as Clark”.

seeyoubye

Thought for the day.

DUCK!

General purpose word for the weekend.