Some people think Sharon was withdrawing.

June 30, 2006

I think he was getting the friendlies inside the wire and clearing the free fire zone.

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Friday Night Free For All

June 30, 2006

On tonight at Sir Humphry’s, byo fondu forks.


Worlds best JAFA Joke Competition

June 30, 2006

Yes thats right we’re making fun of JAFA’s as a public service.

Make your submissions and the ten best will be put on a T-shirt. Just the thing to wear in the next black out if you happen to be trapped in Auckland on your way to somewhere – anywhere that isn’t Jafaland.

I’ll get things started…

The Great JAFA Joke Shirt.

The electricty system

The water system (and they pay for it)

The Mayors they elect

The transport system

The road “system”

The tree ownership

Their funny little belief that they’re a “major international city”.

33% of the population 15% of the employment

The airport – which isn’t even in Auckland


I would have thought it would be the last thing they’d want.

June 29, 2006

Under floor heating in prisons within the law

Well ok then…

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A little something from Dante & Sons heating specialists.

Meanwhile MOST New Zealanders could not afford such a luxury and many are still without bloody power to make it run anyway.

Another proud kiwi moment.


The People vs Helen Clark

June 29, 2006

And it’s getting personal.

Just out of interest how many New Zealand PMs have been on the receiving end of lawsuits for breaches of the Bill of Rights, the Constitution Act and the Public Finance Act?

I personally will be opening up MR Non-PC Don’t give rats arse who I offend Piggy Bank and slipping Mr Darton a couple of Ed’s. I suggest you drop by and help finance another step toward regime change in the Shire.
One day I’ll be able to say “see that smoking puddle on the ground, I helped pay for that”.


Liberal insanity in the Shire… for a change.

June 29, 2006

The problem…

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Jarred James Hutchison
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Charge76: making objectionable material by filming the above offences Verdict: Guilty

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Solution A: 54 days on each offence under New Zealand’s system of concurrent sentencing. The two-for-one deal, or in this case NINETY ONE for one! Tell me what sort of a deterrent that is supposed to be.
Solution B:

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Discuss.


Oswald Bastable

June 28, 2006

Liberal softcock.

Like a lot of us here in the Peoples Democratic Paradise of Lesbania he seems to be less than happy.