Thought for the day.

Cats can do anything that dogs can.

They just don’t feel like doing it.

10 Responses to Thought for the day.

  1. george says:

    A dog looks up to you, a cat looks down on you, but only a pig figures he’s your equal.

  2. Alisa says:

    Right, and then you have him for dinner.

  3. Old Fat Sailor says:

    Somehow the phrase,”Thats not kosher,” comes to mind!

  4. Old Fat Sailor says:

    And, by the way, how are the wine dark seas?

  5. Murray says:

    Whining darkies?
    Hey listen Paul Holmes* we don’t approve of that sort of language here.

    *This will mean nothing to everyone outside NZ but locals will find it wildly amusing.

  6. Old Fat Sailor says:

    Watch it PaleFace! I’ll have your scalp on my lodgepole and then an al fresco Bris (The advantage of a mixed heritage-I’m sure the Celtic side can think up a couple a goodies too!).

  7. Alisa says:

    I am fine, dear, thank you for asking. Except that I’ve been back for about a week now, but I still there are never enough fenders to park the car. Damn meltemi.

  8. It’s easy to get a cat to go “Woof!”

    Just add petrol & a match…

  9. Murray says:

    And you make a dog go meow by putting him in the freezer for two weeks then putting him through the bandsaw.


  10. Alisa says:

    Actually, by these methods you can get anyone go “woof” or “meow”. Less coffee, please.

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