And the winner is…

September 29, 2006

me.

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Friday Night Free For All

September 29, 2006

Welcome everyone who isn’t a sad pathetic labour party toady. Your time is up.

Everyone else go for it!


I always suspected as much…

September 25, 2006

Llew… I am your father!

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The farce is strong with this one.


What does it take to get banned on DPF’s blog anyway?

September 25, 2006

Read the comments and find out.

Thats some nice banning boys.

Let the usual chants of “echo chamber” begin from the usual left wing dickheads many of whom don’t even allow comments¬† and can’t grasp the concept that they don’t have a RIGHT to troll someone elses site with outright defamatory comments.

Knobz.


There is NO “vast right wing conspiracy”!

September 25, 2006

Look, this is just getting silly, these paranoid claims by Clark that some uber-secret cabal of golfers and lawyers is behind all her woes is just getting plain damn sad.

None of her bizarre claims have ANY evidence whatsoever to back them up, and really no one gives her hysterical ranting any credence at all.

So in that spirit….

Here’s the VRWC’s home page, heres their first single, and here is the merchandise page, proceeds from which go to Darnton vs Clark.

Others have noticed this group as well.

Whaleoil – VRWC exists, releases a video

Darnton vs Clark – Rolling Stones/Labour Party Mashup

Kiwiblog – A new version of an old song


Voters give Labour a spanking.

September 24, 2006

After the most appalling week of lies, smears, personal abuse, threats and more lies the final authority has spoken.

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Look at all that blue.

We don’t believe you Helen.

Want to see the polls change? Give us back our money and we’ll think about it.

Oh and you might want to give some thought to calling off YOUR dogs. They don’t seem to be all that popular with the punters.
SIT Trevor.


New and Improved!

September 24, 2006

Which of course makes the stuff already out there “old and inferior”, but thats not really a selling point I like my telemarketing department to mention.

Here it is in time for Halloween, the Gnome Home Gift Box sets…

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The Gnome Home is supplied in this handmade gift box with the door and window set into a foamboard base.

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Add a ribbon, and you have an attractive presentation item. Of course the box label can be customised for the season and have a personalised message added.

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The cost is a blistering $1 on top of the usual price. They wont be added to the site for a while yet, due to my being just a tad busy this week, so contact me directly if you want one for this Halloween.


Government announces new prison to open.

September 22, 2006

The Tim Slewyn Memorial* facility for wayward bloggers is due to be “populated” next week in sunny Te Anau. A spokesman denied the existence of either a “list” of any kind or any so-called “vast right wing conspiracy”.

“Free speech is alive and well in New Zealand” an official reported. “For those that use it properly” he added.
*Well thats ominous, Tim’s not dead. Tim?


Friday Night Free For All

September 22, 2006

On tonight at Sir H’s.

BYO dip.

Unless they’re all busy at DPF’s.


An open letter to the Exclusive Brethren.

September 21, 2006

I have frequently spoken up for your rights as New Zealand citizens, and defended your right to participate in our political system and spend your own money as you see fit. This is because I believe you are entitled to exercise your rights. I’ve even been known to defend the rights of socialists so go thinking it makes you special.

I have described you as the best neighbours I’ve ever had. The reason being that we took no interest in each other. Me, because I have no interest in the goings on of religious fundamentalists of any kind. You took no interest in me because I’m an outsider, and therefore evil and am going to hell.

Well, the situation has now changed, you’re on the wrong side of the fence and going though our rubbish bins, and seem to think you can buy control and power. We have enough of that going on already. You’re now the very worst of neigbours.
You do not use PI’s to try and get dirt on MP’s.

You do not seek to smear people with information you are fully aware is false.

You do not get to pervert our political system because you are under the delusional impression that you are chosen by god and have the money to try it.

You alone do not get to decide who is in parlaiment.

You do not get to live outside the law simply because you live outside of and apart from the community.

It’s time you got back inside the wire of your compounds.

Now read carefully: You do not want our complete and undivided attention, there’s four million of us.