Nope, no muse.

April 28, 2007

Nothing. So, just to start a conversation: what were the best movies you saw for the past, say, 6 months? Mine would have to be: “The Departed”, “Breach”, “The illusionist”, “The Good Shepherd”, “Flags of Our Fathers”, “The Prestige”, “Fracture”, “300” (in that order, more or less). Parts of “Borat” were screamingly funny, but larger parts were excruciatingly boring. “Mr. Bean” was surprisingly bearable. And, if you have not seen “Perfect Stranger”, consider yourself perfectly lucky.

Don’t call, don’t write.

April 28, 2007

Been sent to bed for a couple of days, phone is off, email will just pile up and talk amongst themselves. Should have actually gone a couple of days ago but I had “stuff” that had to get done.

“Stuff” has now been done and I’m down for bit, other “urgent stuff” has been unilaterally reclassified as “diligaf stuff”. No doubt one of the other authors here will keep you entertained… [queue crickets]

Friday Night Free For All

April 27, 2007

And just to clear up any questions relating to my recent drive from Kilbirnie to the Wairarapa, I don’t have tourettes, I MEANT to call you that.

Now having only just staggered home after the horror day of being dicked around by a cast of idiots backed up by the stage crew of doom and the front of house staff of stupidity I’m going to have a shower and something to eat before plotting my revenge against the world.

You people are the result of condom instructions being beyond the ability of morons to understand!

I know where you all live!

Vote soon, vote often.

April 26, 2007

Whaleoil has the finalists in the Kiwi Rego Plate competition. The voting will run for four days and you can see all the entries here.

The winner will be getting their plate care of DPF.

Although what the hell would you do with a plate that could get you mistaken for the minister of finance?

The only way to feel a bigger dick is to be seen with it driving a skoda.

25 April

April 24, 2007

I’m in my 40’s now and you’re still 23.



I wont make out to see you this year, but I’ll be by in time.

Alec Baldwin… child abuser.

April 21, 2007

Any comment from Sue Bradford about this?

Course not, Baldwin is fellow leftie.

Fellow asshole as well. If it was my kid he talked to like that I smack him into next week and elect trial by jury.

But hey at least he didn’t smack her eh Sue. Although I do detect an implied threat to “sort out” the girl. Regardless of how much the child may or may not be a little shit if this would have to scare the crap out of her and is completely out of line. The prick doesn’t even know how old she is for gods sake.

Way to make Kim’s case for her you knob.

Friday Night Free For All

April 20, 2007

On tonight at NZ Conservative.

Deny this.

April 19, 2007

Ph.D., Fluid Mechanics, Academy of Sciences of Romania, 1969
M.S., Aeronautical Engineering, Polytechnic Institute, Bucharest, 1953
Holocaust survivor
Selfless human being


Dr Liviu Librescu 1930 -2007


“Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire.”

Thought for the day.

April 18, 2007

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I can, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.

And that was Wednesday.

Haiku to Frank

April 18, 2007

A troll Called Sonic

Talks shit


See here we’re the opposite of DPF’s, the word “fuckwit” isn’t banned but the actual fuckwits are!

We like our way better.

And yes I realise I didn’t follow the required haiku format but I didn’t give enough of a crap to be bothered. Deal with it.