Chronic revealed.

May 25, 2007

Until one village parted with its idiot New Zealand had to get by without the sage advice of this Crusading Caledonian for Communism. Now we have this accented tool telling us everything from why we need MORE personal tax to why Communism is the light! Of course although he has his own site no one reads it so he spends his entire day – at his employers expense – hijacking others peoples sites with his inane party line drivel. Our very own auto-ranting commiebot. Well actually not our own, he’s a bloody foreigner.

Here he is, Chronic and his sidekick Mr McFluffy as they seek to rid the world of evil things like personal freedom, low taxes, democracy and rational debate.


Ye cannae change the laws of socialism Captain! 

Read more of his exploits along with the other sycophantic leftist trolls that roam free on Farrars site as they defend historys worst mass murders and seek to prove that capitalism is in fact the root of all evil… because they say so!

Which is why the commies all build fences, to keep us OUT. There’s a tui ad.

What a dickhead.


Friday Night Free For All

May 25, 2007

On tonight at NZ Conservative where Lucyna is laying on the pizza.

Wanted urgently.

May 24, 2007

I need 6 sailors to carry a coffin at 10am tomorrow in Auckland.

The Navy fell on its arse, the RSA fell on its arse, the Ex Royal Navalmens Association’s number is not in service.

So now its up the the sailors themselves to prove to me that you’re not as utterly bloody hopeless as us Army people see you to be. So far you “quiet professionals” look a lot more quiet than professional.

If you lot can’t get six men to carry this guy then you’re pretty much not worth wearing a uniform as far as I’m concerned and the Navy has changed a lot since I was christened in front of the Battle Honors plate of HMS New Zealand. I’d do it myself but my beret is green not black.

But thats just me.

Insulted sailors who want to prove me wrong can contact me here.

UPDATE: Navy failed.

That is all.

Thought for the day.

May 24, 2007

If this man cassius-clay.jpg is called “Muhammad Ali” and this man cat-stevens.jpg is called “Yusuf Islam” why is Muhammad Dawood referred to as “David Hicks”?

Its just a question.

Green Peas destroys the planet to save it!

May 24, 2007

With their usual massive grasp of reality and huge blind spot for irony Green Peas, the answer the question nobody asked and self appointed Jiminy Cricket to the masses have decided to show us the way.

In what they tell us will “send a clear message” they have decided to help global warming – by killing trees![crowd cheers]*

With these dead tree they will build an ARK!! [insert dramatic chords]*

Well yes it does send a clear message, the message being; you’re a load of useless bloody loonies. One can only assume they’re naming it Ark II or “B” more aptly.

Golgafrincham B in fact.

“I burnt the village as an example my lord”

“An example of what… your STUIPITY???”

Nice work guys, keep cutting down the trees I’m sure it will help inflation or something.

Apparently the secret is to “bang the rocks together” there greenies.

*Production notes included to streamline plagiarism process for SNN


May 24, 2007

About 1,000 white feathers for a project that two other people have already managed to screw up on in the last two months and needs to be finished in two weeks so its finally been put in front of the person who should have had it from the start. Me. No pressure.

If you happen to have a pile of goose or duck feathers we could really use a hand here.

Money is being offered in exchange.

Let me know.

UPDATE: Feathers have been sorted thanks to the nice people at Te Hua Farm. To end speculation they are not for arrow flights its for someone else working on a costume. There may be pictures later.


May 22, 2007


My plausible deniability may not be as solid as it could be.