More from I can’t be arsed writing myself file…

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, “Titanic” & “My Life” by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:….. Cost – $29.99
Clinton :….. Cost – $29.99

Titanic:….. Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :…. Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:….. The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :….. The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:….. Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :….. Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:…. In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :….. Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:….. During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton :….. Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:….. Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :….. Let’s not go there.

Titanic:….. Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :. Monica’ s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:….. Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :….. Clinton doesn’t remember Jack.

Titanic:….. Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :….. Monica…ooh, let’s not go there, either.

Titanic:….. Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :….. Bill goes home to Hilary – basically the same thing.

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5 Responses to More from I can’t be arsed writing myself file…

  1. Alisa says:

    Courtesy of KRM, of course.

  2. Murray says:

    Yes.

    You are a bad bad man Ken.

  3. krm says:

    I’m NOT bad. Naughty, well, I’ll concede naughty, and maybe a bit deviant minded. But as they said on Seinfeld, “not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

  4. Alisa says:

    It’s not a bug, it’s a feature:-)

  5. krm says:

    Hey, if it works for Microsoft, why not?

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