Helen Simpson is a very attractive woman who is more likely to draw me to a place than drive me from it.
Christchurch Casino staff are bunch of small minded dickheads who are working hard to ensure they will never ever get the chance to seperate me from my money.
This is an observation not a discussion.
Note to Chris and Helen: Hope you enjoy your stay. Please excuse the current management, we’re addressing some issues that have come to our attention.