Be careful what you wish for.

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women’s breast implants.

The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Now, thanks to Apple, everyone can be happy.

Hat tip: Sleezy perv reader KRM.

Happy now?

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3 Responses to Be careful what you wish for.

  1. krm says:

    What? No hat tip?

  2. ZenTiger says:

    Music that stirs the savage breast? So where are the volume controls located? Or shouldn’t I ask?

  3. krm says:

    Delighted.

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