Attention “Tom”

WTF is your festering dumasss stupid bloody flyblown turd of an* email address now that you have “upgraded”?

“Upgraded” is evidently Ozspek for giving some tool lots of money to render everything you used to use your computer for non-functional and to slow your machine down to the point where even Nigerian scammers can’t be arsed waiting for the check question to resolve.

*Language my be affected by frustion.

Alternately call me.

The rest of you talk amongst yourselves… except Richard, you get back on your own side of the pool with your “all right wingers this” and “all right wingers are that” crap-speak. All you left wingers make these stupid sweeping generalisations all the time.


5 Responses to Attention “Tom”

  1. Tom Paine says:

    Tried calling you, but I, uh…ran into a couple of those mouth-breathers who inhabit your geo-spatial coordinates.

    I asked if you were there.


    This conundrum was simply too much for them, I might as well have asked for the square root of negative one, or for them to calculate a gravity-assisted slingshot orbit from Jupiter to Saturn using a 2G acceleration capable engine with five hours of fuel at maximum burn.

    Oscar Wilde and Dorothy Parker rolled into one, they’re not.

  2. krm says:

    Ain’t “high tech” great?

  3. Murray says:

    Well they’re halfway there on the high tech thing.

  4. So Murray has trained the cats to answer the phone?? Murray, that’s brilliant!

    Oh, and the square root of -1 is i. That orbit thing will take a little longer.

  5. ZenTiger says:

    Welcome to the blog.

    How may I direct your comment?

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