feline vestis sedat

February 29, 2008

Stupid bloody language.

Argus currit. currit Argus currit!

Yeah currit you little bastard, I can hit a moving target…


Leftie sneaks in…

February 29, 2008

posts load of wank on post from 2006.

Thinks ah ha, the perfect crime!

As Tim Curray said in the Three Musketeers “Bad timing”.

To remind all, first theres the fact that their high preist of scare mongering has been found to have lied in his “documentry” on 11 major points, he himself uses more power than AFRICA and of course theres the slight yet important detail that in fact even fucking hippies can find the truth if they look for it.

I love it when they come back for more.


Lets New Zealandise that headline!

February 28, 2008

50 men were taken into custody today and will face charges inculding assault & disorderly behaviour.

Two victims were treated for shock and will recieve counselling.

But happliy for the Anglosphere it happened in Oz so it reads like this:

Bingo for Bear’s bikers! Bandits’ number’s up

Police said the robbers raided the Regents Park Sporting Club about 8.50pm yesterday, ordering people at the bar to lie on the floor.

But the robbers failed to notice 50 members of the Southern Cross Cruiser Club enjoying a drink in the nearby auditorium.

Failed the all important “are you a dickhead test” there by the look of it. And for your viewing pleasure we even have CCTV footage. Sweeeet. 

Nice window dive… ashole.

Good show chaps… right then, back to the bar for tea and medals eh?

You can visit them here and if they’re quick they’ll put up a paypal Beer Button.*

*Note on this occasion DB may be exhanged with VB.


Hey Owen Glenn..

February 28, 2008

since you care so fucking much about New Zealand, break out your chequebook buddy.

Or do these people have nothing you want to buy?

Lets see it happen Capt Level Playing Field.


I’m calling it..

February 28, 2008

Time of death for Clark the future fomer second woman PM of New Zealand… the instant she started talking about deporting the editor of the countries most left leaning paper by saying:

“No one’s talking about deporting the editor of the New Zealand Herald for goodness sake.”

You.just.did.

Thnxby.


Will she give him the kiss of death…

February 26, 2008

or just hand him “The Black Spot”.

Clark to meet Rudd in Canberra on Wednesday

Either way Kev, you’re screwed. Helen “Penis fingers” Clark is fucking everything she touches this year.

BTW how do you feel about polling that sounds like this eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…  “Time of death…   “


God bless drugs.

February 25, 2008

I can walk again, yay!

Note to young hotties holding doors for guys in sevre pain, the response they last want to hear in reply to them telling you whats wrong is “Oh my dad has that!”

Its always polite to let the target get airborne before you shoot it down and there is such a thing as a dispropotionate weight of fire.

Thankyouthatisall.


Update on the that gout thing.

February 25, 2008

Now on crutches and waiting for payday to get medication.

Tips for new players:

1. If you have an attack of gout do NOT repeat NOT walk 3k’s to get the bus.

2. If you have a raft of medcial issues so large you could have resuced the Lost cast & crew together why not study for a year or so and get your doctors visits on a silver platter. Beats the crap out of paying for them and you get a BA at the end of it.

Sweet… except the incredible debilitating pain, nausea and vomiting in the interem of course.


Can’t walk, trapped in front of computer.

February 24, 2008

Bastard ancestors!

Stupid gout!!!!

Fine I’ll look at the funny pictures.


DPF stole my life!!!!

February 24, 2008

Yes that technogeek surpreme has stolen my entire life. I have no time left for anything like eating or sleeping! With kiwiblog 2.0 he has had new features installed and one of them is a kama rating. So now everyone is busy racing through all the posts giving thumbs up and thumbs downs to all their friends/enemies/random people they’ve nevver met but but hate/love because of their poltical opinions.

Of course with the great unwashed army of the left having a history of paying parliamenty staffers to stack votes to give the appearence of not going down the toilet us hard working conservatives have to do our bit to give the system some semblance of balance.

DPF you bastard!!!

As an aside anyone else in favor of my keyboard tazer option for the person with the lowest kama each day?