So anyway here I was living in “student city” and not getting invited to all the cool parties and wondering why.
In scarfy town therestwo major players in the party stakes. Linton Camp, home to plastic credit card behind the badge battalion and Massey U where the sheep are nervous.
Ok green hat work I’ve been there done that was issued the camo t-shirt. Too old, too fat, too lazy for that thanks very much.
So for my first year of a BA with a classical mjor I will be taking…
Early Medieval England – byo plague sores.
Greek History – THIS IS… where are we again?
Intro to latin – well how hard can be, the pope uses it all the time.
Warfare in Ancient Greece and Rome – Watch the extra credit for bringing my own ballista to class and slipping the tutor his very owbn set loric segmentata.
Next term the Crusades… will I get into trouble for bringing a couple of armed and armoured Hospitaletrs to class do you think?