Dixon won today’s Indianapolis 500, after qualifying on pole position, to become the first New Zealander to ever win it.
The smell of burning fuel and rubber, beer in carboard cups, rednecks driving like idiots. It was only a mattter of time before a kiwi won it really.
Good thing Penis Fingers Clark wasn’t there or he would have eaten the wall on lap one. Nothing screws up a Kiwi’s chances of wining like having Kiss o’ Death Clark show up.