Kiwis can fly.

Dixon won today’s Indianapolis 500, after qualifying on pole position, to become the first New Zealander to ever win it.

The smell of burning fuel and rubber, beer in carboard cups, rednecks driving like idiots. It was only a mattter of time before a kiwi won it really.

Good thing Penis Fingers Clark wasn’t there or he would have eaten the wall on lap one. Nothing screws up a Kiwi’s chances of wining like having Kiss o’ Death Clark show up.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: