Kiwis can fly.

May 26, 2008

Dixon won today’s Indianapolis 500, after qualifying on pole position, to become the first New Zealander to ever win it.

The smell of burning fuel and rubber, beer in carboard cups, rednecks driving like idiots. It was only a mattter of time before a kiwi won it really.

Good thing Penis Fingers Clark wasn’t there or he would have eaten the wall on lap one. Nothing screws up a Kiwi’s chances of wining like having Kiss o’ Death Clark show up.

I feel vaguely dehumanised.

May 26, 2008

Dear Murray,

Our records show that today is your birthday.


Memorial Day 2008

May 26, 2008

In May 1942 New Zealand was invaded.


It was of little strategic value to fight this far from the American mainland and it can be argued that it was in fact counter to the US war effort to expend resources when they were fighting a war they were not winning.

Two things saved New Zealand froma real invasion. A handful of Australian territorials on the Kakoda Trail and the US Navy getting into a fight in the Coral Sea they had little real expectation of winning. Although it uasually assumed that the Japanese had intended to invade Australia next their actual target was New Zealand from which they planned to isolate Australia. The currency for the ocupation had already been printed.

In stead of Japanese, we got Marines. A lot of them never got home again.

From here they left and fought in the Pacific War eventually driving the Japanese Empire back to its own islands;

New Georgia

Iwo Jima

Cape Gloucester

We asked, they came.

Thankyou very much.

Answers that will NOT get you an A #2

May 26, 2008

“What was the significance of Harold’s death?”



Well it fucked up Harolds afternoon conclusively. 


Not as bad as “the text book was wrong so I corrected it” but it was up there.

Gunslingers having birthdays today.

May 26, 2008

Me and Marion.

I’m ahead on two counts. Still not dead and able to use my actual name.

Looks like the polls are starting to tell…

May 24, 2008

Even the smal purple dinosaur base are turning.l

The difference between James Mulder and Helen Clark

May 23, 2008

For context James Mulder is the Mercury boss that Clark publicly snubbed in a whorish effort to gain some poll points after Mrs Mulanga’s family sat about watching her die.

I’d trust James Mulder to have my back.

I already have done when he was my section gunner. 

Clark I wouldn’t trust with a spud gun and only the suicidal would turn their back on her.

Sorry but my frame of referrence doesn’t come from media reports, just actual experience.

Hey James, step away from the donut dude, you’re looking like my brother these days.

All hands to panic stations.

May 22, 2008

Anyone in Palmerston North I can borrow a trailer from for a couple of hours tomorrow (Friday) afternoon?

The staff only had ONE thing to organize and they blew it the day before the entire siege train needs to be relocated.

Contact me here:

The Shire Strikes Back!

May 22, 2008

One year ago almost to the day some little rag podcast stole one of my posts and used in their podcast.

Today Hitting Metal With A Hammer stuck back.

Didn’t see that coming did you.

Today is a

May 21, 2008

good day.

Lefty union money laundering scam for the labour party gets its clock cleaned in court.

Leftys weeping and wailing for all to see.