I propose a $300 fine for Helen Clark

June 28, 2008

All in favor say aye!

Don’t give us any of that you were in the back working crap either.

Perfect timing, a nation wide crack down on people parking in disabled carparks and you plant yourself right in a pair of them. No miss clark you are NOT above the law even though you keep changing the law to make it seem that way.

Crack your bloody wallet open and pay up out of your own damn money. The money WE pay you.

When you’ve done that go and appologise to the Marshall Leaf the 81-year-old Parkinson’s sufferer you made struggle 200 metres down a street.

Meanwhile the headline from the leftie sites will be “Cripples walk again under Dear Leader”.

We’re done here. Leave your access card on the way out lady. 


Lessons in history for Labour

June 28, 2008

John key says New Zealand was formed peacefully without a civil war. True in the context of pre-land wars formation of New Zealand. Native and settler relations and by and large been of mutual benefit where settlers had things that Maori could use like metal and muskets. Maori had things the settlers wanted, sex.

Maori didn’t piss the settlers off because they’d lose access to the goods, settlers didn’t piss Maori off because they’d kill and eat them.

A sort of Victorian era mutually assured destruction so no one rocked the boat too often. [cough]burning of the Boyd[cough]

But Labour have whiningly jumped all over this scoffing and sneering – which is really hard to diferentiate from their every day speech these days – and accused Key of being in need of a history lesson and his ignorance makes him “unfit” to lead a government.

However:

From head sneer merchant Doc Sullen: New Zealand is ” “a country with a continuous political tradition unbroken by civil war or revolution for over 150 years – something a bare handful of countries can celebrate”.

And from our own Gov General: the Treaty was signed with “no shots fired in anger and no occupying armed force or an army waiting to invade” and said there were few other countries “where such monumental change has occurred without a shot being fired”.

So having Key paraphrase this government position makes him ignorant and unfit?

As far as I’m concerned New Zealand was “formed” more or less peacefully but then went right into a series of the most bloody and protracted civil wars ever seen.

You are ALL revsionist denial monkeys and equally unfit to be employed by the people of New Zealand. Cullen you’re the worst, this is history and that IS your area of aledged expertise.

Untill such time as the New Zealand Wars are taught- ACURATELY – and without bias we have no chance of ever understanding the reality of who we are and how we got here. This we’re all just innocent little forest pixies crap pisses me off and its coming from all of you.

Labour: FAIL Denialism

Key: FAIL Following in the footsteps of failed denialism.

GG: FAIL Labours bitch boy

Labour, learn some history because its what you’re going to be soon enough.

Key, grow a pair or keep following Labour. Right into the history books.

GG. Bye bye. 


Hey Andy heres an idea.

June 27, 2008

Why don’t you get on your knees and beg Sgt Maj Pun for the privilage of caring for him.

I’d come and smack you in the head myself but I’d be towards the end of a very long queue.

Gordon, time you treated soldiers like soldiers, not trash. There’s some epople coming for you too come election time.


Lets rock.

June 25, 2008

A former Zimbabwean High Court judge says a United Nations armed force is the only option left to bring down Robert Mugabe and restore democratic rights in the troubled nation.

You heard the man. Time to go clean up.

Of course in recognition of this coutries new begining and a return to its former prosperity it could really use a new name. How about…. Rhodesia. That works, or at least it was working when thats what it was.


Oh no, not again.

June 25, 2008

The old school is back in the news.

Westlake Boys High School has started an internal investigation after discovering that a student had hacked into its computer system.

I’d blame David Rhodes but he’s teching other people to hack these days…animation, I mean animation.

Look what the hell is going on at this school? You seem to be turning out a bunch of irresponsible holigans! Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go talk to people about giving me money to throw big rocks at things.


Not just de river in Egypt.

June 24, 2008

Clark refuses to accept large poll gap.

As I recall Saddam also refused to accept the authority of the court. How did that work out for him again? 

A little bunker derangment syndrom there Dear Leader?


They can’t all be “absent minded”

June 23, 2008

Someone explain to me why an institue of higher learning packed to the gills with our aledged “intelectual elite” and thinkers of tomorow is not one of these brains trusts able to operate the bloody flush button of a toilet????

No wonder the country is so rooted after keeping so many teachers in the drivers seat for so long.


“Rex” Tormentorum?

June 23, 2008

Well that was unexpected. I was only shooting for Magister. Anyone actually SEEN a copy of the magazine? I wouldn’t mind getting a copy myself.


You’re better off with Labour!

June 22, 2008

Like fuck.

Four teenagers have been charged with robbing schoolchildren at knifepoint in upmarket Auckland suburbs.

A 16-year-old, two 17-year-olds and an 18-year-old from Otahuhu are accused of a spate of street crimes – netting just $62 and four cellphones.

Half-an-hour later, two 12-year-olds had their wallets and phones stolen in Ellerslie. Soon after, a 13-year-old was threatened with a knife and forced to hand over $2.

Teenagers commiting armed robberies on children.  There’s nothing here that couldn’t be imporved with a bloody good ass-kicking. But no lets have Sue Bradford talk to them and tell us about how they are “at risk yoof”.

News flash citizens, “at risk” is socialist code for these little fuckers ARE the risk.

Another proud kiwi moment. 


There was no rape.

June 22, 2008

No complaint, no rape, no case. Why is there an investigation to a non-event? Don’t you guys have cars to ticket, Labout MP’s to not charge with crimes or something else to do?

Either this girl makes a complaint or the matter ends and the cops end what can only be described a sepculative fishing expedition.

From what has emerged so far it looks like a groupie got drunk and fucked some rugby players, all at once in fact. Its a daily event. Naturally that story wouldn’t have made her boyfriend happy and he went and dripped on the cops.. but skipped the minor, yet essential detail, of actually having her making a complaint.

Darn.

It is understood the woman’s boyfriend made a complaint to police, angry at the fact she didn’t return home that night.

Said a Hilton staffer: “Yeah he was pissed that she didn’t come home so went to the cops.”

If thats not what happened then she really needs to pony up instead of just making allegations.

Next time you party hard, break up with your boyfriend first. And don’t come back in twenty years time saying that yer you had taken part freely at the time but in retrospect you feel you were taken advantage of.

There’s some serious justice issues in this country and more a few stupid bloody slappers with idiot loser boyfriends by the look of it. None of the players in this little tale come out looking good really do they.