Banning notification.

September 29, 2008

Author : ummah (IP: ,

Cause: Anti-Semitic comments directed at John Key.

Duration: Permanent.

Additional: Your detailed claims of stalking Camron Slater have been noted.

Sheepdog Award.

September 27, 2008

Austin Hemmings

Note: Memorial Post, no comments of a political nature will be accepted.


September 26, 2008

Portrait of a hamfisted ambush/smear attempt.

It’s one thing to cheat, its something else entirely to cheat and still lose.


September 26, 2008

“Our mission is to clean up government, and to clean up Parliament . . . the public’s faith in the democratic process must be restored.”

Helen Elizabeth Clark


And wait for “bugger” the cover up scandle. Coming to a horrified population near you soon.

Yes… yes it does.

September 25, 2008

Nothing a shot of penicilien can’t fix though.

Do you guys actually PAY people to produce this clusterfuck stuff? who the hell is your chief strategist anyway… oh right. Her.

The new machine range.

September 25, 2008

Meet “Red”, the first production model Schools Science Trebuchet. Completed last night and delivered after range testing this morning.

“Red” is the unit designation and all machines are colour coded for parts indentification.

The science trebuchet breaks down for easy storage and transportation.

They feature retaining pin and R-clip fastenings with metal fittings for druability.

The machines are also fitted with a spring loaded self returning trigger for ease of operation and the 22AD variable angle adjustable release hook for easy tuning.

Testing indicates this machine is throwing around 40 meters with a 15kg counterweight and also very accurately. (Recomended maximum weight = 20kg’s.)

The Schools Science Trebuchet is based on the “Tiny” design available as a free download (downloads now approching 400). Or you can just pay me to build you one. This would be the opposite of “free”. Expensive… yet still cheaper than trying to build your own from the free plans then coming to the realisation that it aint as easy as it looks.

Here’s one for the Labour suporters!

September 24, 2008

Both of you. As requested by Barnsley Bill a game where everyone is a winner. Everytime Clark does one of the things listed you cross it off, make a line in any direction and you WIN!

For you socialists it means you all get to win at the same time thus demonstrating that you are ALL equal! And of course no one has to feel bad about “defering success”! (Some may need help but everyone else will be held up to ensure equality with the dumest son-of-bitch amongst you.)

For the rest of us we just sit here with the popcorn and and watch your polls plink off every time you cross off a box. Go nuts.

Three word argument for a NZ Constitution.

September 23, 2008

Helen Elizabeth Clark

Helen Clark kills Tinkerbell!

September 22, 2008

While the rest of us are clapping like loons to save Tinkerbells life there’s the bastard child of the Grinch and Ebenezer Scrooge, Helen Clark reach for the raid and a fly swatter…

Believing in polls that put National at more than 50% support is like believing in fairies, Prime Minister Helen Clark says.

To sumarize… Shes lost it!

Burn coal!

September 22, 2008

We have 10,000 years worth of it.